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Great partying quotes (pg. 19)
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| tatgirl |
~~~Time2Burn's conversation w/a collection agent while at our End of Summer BBQ~~~
Time2Burn (well sloshed): Hello?
Rogers Girl: Hi there its Rogers wireless calling. How are you?
Time2Burn: ing fantastic. I just want to tell you that you are missing the best damn house party of the year.
Rogers: uhhh ok.
Time2Burn: Hold on I gotta take you outside so you can witness the madness yourself.
*runs outside*
Time2Burn: I am now standing on the porch watching about 200 ppl drunk off their asses dancing in Downtown Toronto.
*Holds phone up to a speaker for a short time*
*Walked back inside*
Time2Burn: So I bet you wish you were here instead of working.
Rogers: Uhh yeah. So when are you gonna pay your Rogers bill?
Time2Burn: my bill! can't you see I've spent all my money on booze?
Rogers: Uhhh ok then. Have a beer for me.
Time2Burn: Not to worry I already have. But the next one is dedicated to you babe.
*click* |
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| zoogla |
Were you listening in on his call or something?
:p |
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| tatgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
Were you listening in on his call or something?
:p |
No, he posted the conversation- I just translated it. ;) |
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| joinT |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
No, he posted the conversation- I just translated it. ;) |
definitely a classic :) |
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| kabelicious |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
No, he posted the conversation- I just translated it. ;) |
lmfao - that is funny every time I read it!
Keith: I see Dune.
Me: As in sand dunes?
Keith: No, as in the movie! Hold still!
Me: Why?
Keith: Because there's a sandworm heading your way. |
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| Playa24_7 |
me, taking a piss in the stall in the guv bathrooms. i'm in there for about 1min. open the door to go out, and the bouncer pushs me back in.
bouncer: i saw you doing coke, your doing coke!
me: what?? i was just taking a piss!
bouncer: empty your pockets!
*put all the stuff in my hands*
*the bouncer sees my listerine pocket pack*
bouncer: whats this!?? *opens it* its LSD! this is LSD!
me: its mint stuff, for your breath! smell it!
*a piece of lint falls out of my hand into the toliet, the bouncer goes right over to the toliet and stars at it*
bouncer: *makes grr pissed off sound, and leaves*
me: *me with a confussed look, putting stuff back in my pockets with the door open* wtf just happend?
at the docks for tiesto in the summer, on the patio
random girl: do you have any E?
me: nope
random girl: see my friend over there?
me: yeah
random girl: if you find us some E, me and my friend will make out for you
me: awesome
random girl: i'll be back
me: alright
I just turn around and get in the conversation with the rest of the people I was with on the patio lol |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
Me: Are you on TA?
(multiple) random strangers: No, I'm on E
Me: Ya, so am I. I'm asking if...oh forget it. |
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| yankeeBaby |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
~~~Time2Burn's conversation w/a collection agent while at our End of Summer BBQ~~~
Time2Burn (well sloshed): Hello?
Rogers Girl: Hi there its Rogers wireless calling. How are you?
Time2Burn: ing fantastic. I just want to tell you that you are missing the best damn house party of the year.
Rogers: uhhh ok.
Time2Burn: Hold on I gotta take you outside so you can witness the madness yourself.
*runs outside*
Time2Burn: I am now standing on the porch watching about 200 ppl drunk off their asses dancing in Downtown Toronto.
*Holds phone up to a speaker for a short time*
*Walked back inside*
Time2Burn: So I bet you wish you were here instead of working.
Rogers: Uhh yeah. So when are you gonna pay your Rogers bill?
Time2Burn: my bill! can't you see I've spent all my money on booze?
Rogers: Uhhh ok then. Have a beer for me.
Time2Burn: Not to worry I already have. But the next one is dedicated to you babe.
*click* |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
OMG I laugh so hard I cry!!!!!!! LMFAO |
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| yankeeBaby |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
HAHAHA that's hilarious!!! Oh man, I love Fran!!! |
+1!!!
Fran says something funny like every weekend :) :) He is too much sometimes!! |
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| Irishaddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
At a TA meetup w/Ferry Corsten at Fionn MacCool's when Ferry walked in:
Dallas: Hello, I'm Dallas, what's your name?
Ferry: Ferry
Dallas: So what's your real name? (thinking that he 'Ferry' was his TA screen name)
~entire room of TA's stop breathing for a minute at the sound of this conversation, and a lightbulb goes off over Dallas's head~
Dallas: uh.....ohhhhhhh
~room erupts in laughter~ |
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH OMG LOLLLLLLLL
:haha: |
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| tom-e-techs |
"Now back to the Stanley Cup playoffs"
-bff |
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| Cribby |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Me: Are you on TA?
(multiple) random strangers: No, I'm on E
Me: Ya, so am I. I'm asking if...oh forget it. |
lol that happens SO often to me... |
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