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Great partying quotes (pg. 16)
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at a house party a long time ago
buddie: she's pretty cute, i'm going to talk to her
me: ok whatever
my buddie puts his arm around her and puts his head on her shoulder and says: I love you |
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| Shamen DJ's |
3 years ago at Club Glow, DC
Some really freaky girl walked up to me and asked me if I was rolling. I said yes. She said she had something really cool to show me.
Next she started licking the inside of my ear & making sex noises.
Then she asked my friends if they were rolling. They were like "no". |
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| Shamen DJ's |
Also at Glow 3 years ago ( when it was at Insomnia )
- The street bum on the street outside the club when we were leaving was singing "I want another 40 but I aint got no money". One of my friends yelled "Get a job".
- Before getting in line in the middle of winter I pissed on a pile of large boxes in the alley bahind the club, and some homeless lady yelled "You piss on my home but you cant give me any money". I ran out of the alley. My friends were laughing.
- Guvernment for Ferry Corsten - March 2004 some azn dude jumped up & down like a bunny rabbit for like an hour ( then we moved - he probably continued ) like a bunny rabbit, yelling, his face looking like it was transported from another dimension.
- A friend at an afterparty in DC when we seen a black dude wearing a fur coat & hat with his used & abused girl - "wow, I never seen a real pimp before".
- Some dude at Glow that was obsessed with a female friend of mine and always stared at her
Him "Yo babe, whats your name"
Her "I dont have one"
Him "Yes you do, it's Rebecca"
Her "So why'd you ask me"
- October 2001 a friend in DC passed out with a lit cigarette in the back seat of the car after Glow, and almost caught his pants on fire. Luckily we smelled something smoking besides the cigarette ( his pants ) before that happened.
- Another friend at Glow in 2002 around 2 AM.
"Dude, whats the forklift doing at Glow" |
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| Shamen DJ's |
I forgot one
"Dude, your face is turning into dots" |
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| sshyperion |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shamen DJ's
Also at Glow 3 years ago ( when it was at Insomnia )
- The street bum on the street outside the club when we were leaving was singing "I want another 40 but I aint got no money". One of my friends yelled "Get a job".
- Before getting in line in the middle of winter I pissed on a pile of large boxes in the alley bahind the club, and some homeless lady yelled "You piss on my home but you cant give me any money". I ran out of the alley. My friends were laughing.
- Guvernment for Ferry Corsten - March 2004 some azn dude jumped up & down like a bunny rabbit for like an hour ( then we moved - he probably continued ) like a bunny rabbit, yelling, his face looking like it was transported from another dimension.
- A friend at an afterparty in DC when we seen a black dude wearing a fur coat & hat with his used & abused girl - "wow, I never seen a real pimp before".
- Some dude at Glow that was obsessed with a female friend of mine and always stared at her
Him "Yo babe, whats your name"
Her "I dont have one"
Him "Yes you do, it's Rebecca"
Her "So why'd you ask me"
- October 2001 a friend in DC passed out with a lit cigarette in the back seat of the car after Glow, and almost caught his pants on fire. Luckily we smelled something smoking besides the cigarette ( his pants ) before that happened.
- Another friend at Glow in 2002 around 2 AM.
"Dude, whats the forklift doing at Glow" |
some funny and some just bizzare :p nifty nonetheless |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Ear
"So far the hernia isn't hurting too much... aw it, I came here to dance & surgery's still 2 weeks away anyway!"
my buddy Jeff at about 7am @ Labour of Love '05
Now that's dedication ppl. lol. |
that was me this NYE @ Guv :eek: |
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| Truepioneer |
| Security guard shouting at everyone to go back to the tent area after friday night a DV 2005 "move it! move it!" Crowd chants back to him in the rhythm of that ever so famous Eric Morillo track "I like to move it! move it! you like to move it! move it! I like to move it!" |
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| El Kay Dee |
at TIL last night talkin to coat check:
me "has anyone handed in half a fone???"
dude:half a fone?
me: yea...u know...50% of a fone |
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| Sasha |
| quote: | Originally posted by El Kay Dee
at TIL last night talkin to coat check:
me "has anyone handed in half a fone???"
dude:half a fone?
me: yea...u know...50% of a fone |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
you're jokes |
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| 5hiftn6ears |
Danny T @ BOA Canada day 2004
i went out on the patio to have a smoke and sit down...god only knows how long i was sitting out there, but this is the conversation I ended up in after I snapped out of it:
Random: Hey buddy...do you want some gum?
Me: No man...I don't have any, sorry.
Random: No, no...do you WANT some? (as he holds out a pack to me)
Me: dude...I DON'T have any, sorry.
Random: (now laughing) I know man, but do you want some of mine?
Me: HOLY !...I DON"T HAVE ANY ING GUM SKETCHBAG!!!
then i proceeded to storm off back into the club to tell my buddies that "there's alot of weirdos here...":crazy: |
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| 5hiftn6ears |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shamen DJ's
his face looking like it was transported from another dimension.
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hahaha...awesome. |
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| zoogla |
| LOL then you proceeded to tear a hole into the dancefloor ;) |
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