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Commonwealth Games HATE (pg. 10)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
and omg dennis commeti was on my sister |
howd you become an author again?? :p |
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| tachyon |
the story goes something like this
so we went to benji's place to have a little mixup after the KvA shenanigans, and much much much later.. its time to go home and recuperate.. so scotty and i share a cab home to his place..
then before i even got the chance to pull my wallet out, this feral bitch just run up to the driver's side of the window and ask if the driver can take her back to whichever prostitution joint she came from, and proceeded to enter the backseat before scotty can even gather his rekkid bag.
i thought, this is wrong, and i asked the bitch: "hey, you're here for the commonwealth games aren't you?"
she replied "yeah", then i said "well good! i hope you had a pleasant stay in melbourne, and i am ing glad it is finally ing over!", and with that i slammed the door on the cab.
within moments, the cabbie rolled down the window and he just went, "mate i know what you're saying and i am too glad that it was finally over" and he said this with that satisfied look on his face, to which i replied with a shout that the ferals across the road can hear me:
ING OATH!
i kid you not, the look on the bitch's face was ultimately priceless. i was still well trashed at the final proceeding of the night, and suffice to say that it closed my evening (or should i say early morning) on a high ing note.
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| narcism |
weeee heading to the city for the closing ceremony :tongue3
time to spend half the night in a pub again |
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| tachyon |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
weeee heading to the city for the closing ceremony :tongue3
time to spend half the night in a pub again
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i would suggest bringing a machete to cut through the ferals who wouldn't leave and blocking your way as you going home, its really handy. :)
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by tachyon
i would suggest bringing a machete to cut through the ferals who wouldn't leave and blocking your way as you going home, its really handy. :)
:thepirate |
we arent planning on coming home :stongue:
we are gonna do a runner like the sierra leone athletes |
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| sunrise3500 |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
we are gonna do a runner like the sierra leone athletes |
"OH ROOK, WE IN AUSTRAYA!! HAR HAR" "KTHX, NO BYE" |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
howd you become an author again?? :p |
shut up before i railgun your arse! |
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| Philby |
| the duck returns! haha |
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| narcism |
omg best night ever
fireworks went off
we found john
friend got stuck in a box
policeman picked up my friend (great job the police do :p)
couldnt find a good bar, so drunk walkies round the city
we thought we were in the 100m sprint to catch the alst train
god bless the queen and her games |
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| tachyon |
thank its finally over. :happy2:
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| MiSSyM |
ROFL@ TACHYON HAHAHAHAHAHAH
saw a bit of the closing ceremony last night on tv, SERIOUSLY wanted to KILL the mofo who said THAT freekin speech thanking the volunteers.
yeh so they helped tell people where to go, etc........the guy made it out as if they had literally saved peoples lives, etc.
AND THE WAY HE SAID IT!
ahahahaahhha
BODYROCKAS are ghey!
hahahha |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
shut up before i railgun your arse! |
you dont know who youre dealing with :cool: |
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