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The $hittiest movies you've ever seen (pg. 10)
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
i didn't even enjoy sixth sense, perhaps cause someone spoiled the ending for me ? |
yeah, its one of those movies you can't watch when it's spoiled or when you've seen it before.
Kinda like:
- Confidence
- The usual suspects
- Fight Club
- ...and yes, the Village
I call those: Single use movies. |
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| deprivation |
| Recently -- Domino with Keira Knightly. Sucks and want my DVD rental money back and the hour or so I watched this crappy movie. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by deprivation
Recently -- Domino with Keira Knightly. Sucks and want my DVD rental money back and the hour or so I watched this crappy movie. |
I beat you to it. I acualy started this thread BECAUSE of that movie.
If there was a smelly rotten turd worse than this movie, i've yet to see it. It has to be declared illegal - as it can be used as a torture device.
WHAT A PIECE OF . I am 100% with you. |
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| Aquarian |
| quote: | Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
3. total recall
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Total recall? Are you kidding? It's one of science fictions biggest classics! That movie kicks serious ass!
QUAID, START THE REACTOR! :D |
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| Jason Donavon |
Cabin Fever has to be the longest hour and a half ever. Seriously, absolutely everything about this film was SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Ten minutes in (which felt like thirty minutes), I already wanted everyone dead.
The only thing that entertained me was when Cheryl Ladd's daughter had her face eaten off by a dog and then the douche from Boy Meets World comes in, shoots the dog, then kills Cheryl Ladd's daughter with a shovel because her face was such a hideous mess and he really wanted to shag her (he tried to finger her eariler, but she had bled everywhere because she caught some virus or some sort). She was also frigid. |
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| Ygrene |
I watched 'Two For The Money' last night, starring Al Pacino and Matthew McConaughey. What a turdball movie. :(
lol, I just realized Matthew's name ends in 'ghey'. |
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| Nobody_Special |
HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALEXY SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
So did Potluck. And so did The ice Harvest. |
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| tubularbills |
so i just saw "The Hills Have Eyes".
yeah. ties movie evar.
nothing like watching mutant freaks rape a girl.
i think i'm sick now.
that movie sucked ass |
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| arcadia190 |
| cheaper by the dozen 1 & 2 |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jason Donavon
Cabin Fever has to be the longest hour and a half ever. Seriously, absolutely everything about this film was SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Ten minutes in (which felt like thirty minutes), I already wanted everyone dead.
The only thing that entertained me was when Cheryl Ladd's daughter had her face eaten off by a dog and then the douche from Boy Meets World comes in, shoots the dog, then kills Cheryl Ladd's daughter with a shovel because her face was such a hideous mess and he really wanted to shag her (he tried to finger her eariler, but she had bled everywhere because she caught some virus or some sort). She was also frigid. |
ok, i have to agree. Cabin Fever was a close 2nd after Hills Have Eyes. that whole scene w/ the kid saying "pancakes! pancakes!!" wtf?! :wtf: |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I watched 'Two For The Money' last night, starring Al Pacino and Matthew McConaughey. What a turdball movie. :(
lol, I just realized Matthew's name ends in 'ghey'. |
Now, here's a hint: If a movie has the following cycle:
Week 1: Add hits the networks
Week 2: Movie is hyped as "the greatest movie ever" by Bum Daily Intelligencer and "Al Pacino's best performance yet" by iville Times
Week 3: Opens in movie theater
Week 4: Still in movie theater but manages to collect $20,000
Week 5: No longer in movie theater
Week 6: Out on DVD
Perhaps it's a good indication that this movie is A STEAMING PILE OF AND NOT EVEN PACINO OR McCONAGHEY can save it.
Case and point... well, see above. |
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