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The $hittiest movies you've ever seen (pg. 8)
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| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
summer jam gigi d agostino dj tiesto
thats techno
tyrantanic - dj tiesto
airtight - dj tiesto
i think all those are techno |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I can't remember the name of it for the life of me but I recall some cheesy 50s sci-fi black and white about dinosaurs come back to life and attacking humans. The dinosaurs were iguanas with paper spines (thing stegasaurus) taped on their backs. It was sad. |
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| emc^2 |
Right, how could I have forgotten such gems as
- War of the Worlds, Battle field Earth, etc.
BTW, Pluto Nash is currently the record holder for the biggest hollywood bomb of all times. I think it even beat "Waterworld"
Now few I disagree with:
- Napoleon Dynamite. First time you watch it - it's dumb. But you have to see the subtle humor and what this movie makes fun off. If you didn't think it was funny - you were either never in HS, never were a geek, or never had any geek friends. Also, you were obviously not here for the CORe WHor3 elections - the things that Ygrene did with Pedro in photoshop were alone worth watching the movie over again.
"Gawd, you friggin eeeedeeeooot!" or "Why dont you eat a crusty piece of crapfff!" - sweet. that's such a stoner movie, tho.
- Scary Movie 3 - was awesome. Stupid but definitely a guilty pleasure to watch. Ending kinda sucked but the rest of it was LOLtastic!
Ok, continuing with my list of dumb movies:
- Madmax (all renditions)
- Man without a face (another gibson suckfest)
- Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, Timecop, and any other JCvD movie. horrible.
- Kungfu Hussle is probably in my top 3 f-d up movies
- From Dusk Till Dawn - I hate Tarrantino for ruining this movie. It was amazing until that vampire crap. I did not know what this movie was about when I started watching it. Everything was going great until it turned into Vampire flick. ugh... such a friggin waste.
- Need I even say it: "Thin red line", "Alexander" (wow - that one could not even be saved by Angelina Jolie).
Speaking of Angelina - I could not stay awake long enough to even finish watching Tomb Raider. Horrid. Actually - there should be a rule in hollywod: "NO MOVIES BASED ON VIDEO GAMES, NO MOVIES BASED ON 70'S SHOWS!" - penalty for breaking this rule should be public beating and subsequent dragging through the streets tied to Hummer H3 Limo.
This brings me to terrible stinkers like "Resident Evil" and "Resident Evil 2", we should also not overlook the crap that was "Dukes of Hazzard" - hoooooly stinkin daisy dukes!!! Not even the sexy square jaw could save this sh!tbomb.
ugh, my hands are tired. I think it will just be easier to list the good movies.
oh, before I leave - I'd like to add any Steven Segal movie made after "Under Siege". |
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| basd |
For me, personally, Lost in translation.
I still don't know how two hours of nothing can get critically acclaimed like this one. |
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| paranoik0 |
| yeah, Tomb Raider was terrible. :nervous: |
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by paranoik0
yeah, Tomb Raider was terrible. :nervous: |
but part two was kinda cool |
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| stren |
| unbreakable, 2 hours of my life i will never get back :whip: |
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| arcadia190 |
BASEketball
from the southpark creators
that movie sucked |
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| jonze234 |
| footloose - kevin bacon fights oppression by dancing in a barn |
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| RapidFire |
| Ultraviolet. ruined action movies forevar |
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| idoru |
After skimming through the newer posts, here's two to add to my list...
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Napoleon Dynamite
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
super mario bros, the movie |
:wtf:
That movie was a classic. It has Bob freaking Hoskins, dude. Then again it was out when I was like, six, so... |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
unbreakable, 2 hours of my life i will never get back :whip: |
Yeah... talk about a "'One hit wonder'-director" M. Night Shamalayan.
For Sixth Sense greatness, we had to suffer though:
- Unbreakable
- Signs
- The village
Personally, I won't spend a dime on seeing his movies anymore.
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
footloose - kevin bacon fights oppression by dancing in a barn |
Now, that's HAWWWTTT!!! Did he take his shirt off???
:toothless
LOL....
j/k
BTW, speaking of awful 80's movies - What was that movie with Travolta, where he's sent to Russia to teach russian spies? WHAT A STUPID TURD!!!!
BTW, I have not seen it but I hear Aeon Flux sucked and no eye candy could save it. |
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