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What to do to my sister? (long read) (pg. 2)
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
put it in the trunk, under the bottom cover :D |
that's what i was going to suggest too.
PS, funny story
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i totally misread the subject line the first time as "would you do my sister?" |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Anyways =, i cant give good advice until i see what your sis looks like. So please post a pic. ;) |
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| DjConfessions |
| put the fish in her exhaust pipe |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
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ok then, fish in the heater core of her car. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
put the fish in her exhaust pipe |
My friend did that to another friend. The tail was waving as the car was driving. :stongue: |
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
Well my sister's being a bitch today so i have a choice to make. here's the story:
I get home from a ty job today and she's washing the dishes. I proceed to the fridge where i find what i want and beging to cook them.
After i'm done heating my , i dump it onto my plate and put the dish on the counter where it is cued up to be washed.
She goes "RINSE IT!"
"let me eat first..."
"No. NOW!"/she brings the dish over and puts it beside my plate.
I ignore the foul beast and continue to eat my delicious food. Upon finishing my meal, I head over to the sink and rinse it in the sink she isn't using.
*she snaps*
"Now EMPTY THE SINK"
me being a bastard brother, refuse to do such a thing. and head upstairs. I was going to do it, but i wanted to let her feed her anger for a little while.
When i go downstairs to empty the sink, she begins to bitch and complain about me and what not. She's like "If you didn't do it, i would dump it on your carpet..."
"Then i would piss in your bed, you wretched bitch."
"THEN YOU WOULD PAY FOR MY $900 bed!!!"
"and you would pay for my carpet" i say,
"Like hell i would....you dont pay for and blah blah blah i'm a bitch"
So i dump what i was going to dump into the garbage, into her sink.
Chaos erupts.
She throws the wash cloth thingy at the back of my head and screams and shouts. I rofl all the way upstairs and begin vacuming my room (cleaning lady is coming, my mother thinks you must clean before the cleaning lady comes...i've never understood that)
After a while she comes upstairs and tells me to dry the dishes and i say "no. i'm not going to. i'm going to sit on my ass and play counter-strike and drink delicious beer alone in my basement"
she grumbles and tells on me (she's 25....?)
So after i go dry the dishes (again, i was going to in the first place, but i'm a bastard) and go downstairs to my desk, I find a thing of tin foil.
Inside the tinfoil, is a whole bunch of uncooked fish....could this be her way of getting back at me?
Anyways, This is where you come in TA.
Should I.....
A)throw out the fish. I'm better than that.
B)Hide the fish somwhere around her work out equipment, let it sit there until she finds it...
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C)Put it in the back seat of her car, and let it sit in the hot sun for weeks upon weeks.
Guide my immaturity TA. I know you'll do the right thing. |
lol...this reminds me of me and my sister fighting all the time.....i miss that:( |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
lol...this reminds me of me and my sister ing all the time.....i miss that:( |
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Dammit, your only 15, im going to hell. :( :p |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
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Dammit, your only 15, im going to hell. :( :p |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
lol...this reminds me of me and my sister in all the time.....i miss that:( |
seriously bro you got problems! |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nightscape
dump her |
Send the letter?? |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nightscape
dump her |
friends and girlfriends yeah .... but family you don't choose :clown: |
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