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What to do to my sister? (long read) (pg. 5)
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| washout |
this makes me sad.
not for the situation.
but because such dumb is on this forum. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Im sure this has already been pointed out, but the thread title is nasty. |
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| trunks1022 |
| i say the glove compartment of car... or how about the magazine pouch in the back seat? |
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| trewqy |
| Seriously, i think 90% of TA clicked on this thread because we wanted to have sex with your sister... |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i read all of that. thank you for spacing it out making it easy to read
I would go out and buy her a modest gift. Something cheap but nice. Then appoligize to her either in person or with a card. Say you understand where she is coming from and you appreciate her as a sister.
This will totally catch her off guard because its the last thing she'll expect. |
congratulations, you've redeemed yourself 1 point, although the sharpshooter would be more fitting a la another 2 great canadians.
current total
josh4 1
against josh 3'702'594
And brad, in all seriousness, selotape some chicken underneath her mattress. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
geez, you fuc kers dont let up do you
i know its hard, but you must try to get over me!
IGK surrendered, admitting defeat, and put me on ignore, maybe you should too |
firstly, you've lost your point :clown:
Secondly, I've been here for 4 and a half years, and i've never had to ignore anyone yet. I don't plan on starting soon. |
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| fastmp3 |
| i say D : buy a dishwasher |
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| ZeJayMan |
| I'd just fart on her. Classic |
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| Red_Label |
| I would put the fish in her bed. right next to her face. then i would proceed to take a picture of her and the fish, post it all around, and let her sleep it off with the fish |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
C)Put it in the back seat of her car, and let it sit in the hot sun for weeks upon weeks. |
This initially seemed like the best option.
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i read all of that. thank you for spacing it out making it easy to read
I would go out and buy her a modest gift. Something cheap but nice. Then appoligize to her either in person or with a card. Say you understand where she is coming from and you appreciate her as a sister.
This will totally catch her off guard because its the last thing she'll expect. |
However, this is what I really would have done, with my subliminally vengeful mind, because this would probably make her pull out her hair and join a convent.
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
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holy . :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
lol...this reminds me of me and my sister fighting all the time.....i miss that:( |
If you didn't quote his first post, we would have never known what you were thinking of when you posted that. :thepirate
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
what should i do |
Dudes will be propositioning her for nude photos and cam shows before too long, and one of these days, she'll be drunk, high, feeling naughty, or a combination of the above.
Choose your own adventure.
Here's the deal. I'm a pretty mature guy, and I even avoid fights nowadays (they used to be fun, and I used to get into a lot, hence the speedbumps all over my face). Again, I think the gift and being overly nice is an angle I would pursue.
Counterpoint: immaturity is only acceptable until a certain point in your life. Your conniving and devious mind only has so many opportunities to act upon situations such as this, and conjure up the most evil retaliation effort of which you are capable. Besides, you need situations such as these to talk about later on in life.
A? B? C? Neither. D - none of the above.
Chill. Stew. Let this marinate, and don't be overly nice, nor exceptionally mean. Let her go crazy wondering what you are up to, while in the mean time, you are strategically planning your invasion into her soon-to-be non-existent mental well-being.
Over the course of the near future, a few things will happen. First, this thread will grow, and so will the sick and twisted suggestions of the COR. Second, you will be able to ponder your attack with a clear mind after the initial high-tempered urges have died down. Third, instances are certain to transpire that will spark ideas in your head, making your decision a hell of a lot easier.
Just make sure no one gets hurt. |
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| astroboy |
| Use the fish and some other ingredients to cook a delicious bouillabaisse then eat it.... That'll freak her right out. |
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| dj_bas |
| Just her in the ass. That'll show her! |
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