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What to do to my sister? (long read) (pg. 7)
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| A.J. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Im sure this has already been pointed out, but the thread title is nasty. |
lol, u nasty! :p |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by G_I_V_E_I_T_T_O
BTG - You are an you deserve to be ed by your father and great grandfather. |
bahahah wtf :stongue: I WANT UR BALLZ TO DIE!!11! |
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| G_I_V_E_I_T_T_O |
| Astroboy go your great grandmother and we will see who's balls are dead than. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by G_I_V_E_I_T_T_O
Astroboy go your great grandmother and we will see who's balls are dead than. |
Your mother, I her, it was nice YES! |
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| G_I_V_E_I_T_T_O |
| cool reply. you seem to be the more sensible ones around here unlike the other people that need to get hit over the head with a baseball bat for ripping humanity aparted. |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Your mother, I her, it was nice YES! |
Jak się masz, I like you! My sister is a prostitute. |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by G_I_V_E_I_T_T_O
cool reply. you seem to be the more sensible ones around here unlike the other people that need to get hit over the head with a baseball bat for ripping humanity aparted. |
yeah i hate it when people rip humanity aparted. :( |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Jak się masz, I like you! My sister is a prostitute. |
We make a joke ahahahahha! |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
We make a joke ahahahahha! |
We go find a prostitutes with nice physiques. If we cannot find I bring my favourite milk goat for mouth party.. sexy time! |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
Well my sister's being a bitch today so i have a choice to make. here's the story:
I get home from a ty job today and she's washing the dishes. I proceed to the fridge where i find what i want and beging to cook them.
After i'm done heating my , i dump it onto my plate and put the dish on the counter where it is cued up to be washed.
She goes "RINSE IT!"
"let me eat first..."
"No. NOW!"/she brings the dish over and puts it beside my plate.
I ignore the foul beast and continue to eat my delicious food. Upon finishing my meal, I head over to the sink and rinse it in the sink she isn't using.
*she snaps*
"Now EMPTY THE SINK"
me being a bastard brother, refuse to do such a thing. and head upstairs. I was going to do it, but i wanted to let her feed her anger for a little while.
When i go downstairs to empty the sink, she begins to bitch and complain about me and what not. She's like "If you didn't do it, i would dump it on your carpet..."
"Then i would piss in your bed, you wretched bitch."
"THEN YOU WOULD PAY FOR MY $900 bed!!!"
"and you would pay for my carpet" i say,
"Like hell i would....you dont pay for and blah blah blah i'm a bitch"
So i dump what i was going to dump into the garbage, into her sink.
Chaos erupts.
She throws the wash cloth thingy at the back of my head and screams and shouts. I rofl all the way upstairs and begin vacuming my room (cleaning lady is coming, my mother thinks you must clean before the cleaning lady comes...i've never understood that)
After a while she comes upstairs and tells me to dry the dishes and i say "no. i'm not going to. i'm going to sit on my ass and play counter-strike and drink delicious beer alone in my basement"
she grumbles and tells on me (she's 25....?)
So after i go dry the dishes (again, i was going to in the first place, but i'm a bastard) and go downstairs to my desk, I find a thing of tin foil.
Inside the tinfoil, is a whole bunch of uncooked fish....could this be her way of getting back at me?
Anyways, This is where you come in TA.
Should I.....
A)throw out the fish. I'm better than that.
B)Hide the fish somwhere around her work out equipment, let it sit there until she finds it...
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C)Put it in the back seat of her car, and let it sit in the hot sun for weeks upon weeks.
Guide my immaturity TA. I know you'll do the right thing. |
lol you have a family |
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| A.J. |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| G_I_V_E_I_T_T_O |
| off your in noobs with nothing to do. do you know how much that I have put into TA and got back bull from the whole community. death to all the mother******s on TA who have messed with humanity. satan needs to fall off your penises. |
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