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the ugly c0ckblocking girl (pg. 2)
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| sakabatou |
I rock at wingmanning, just sucks that my mates suck.
But then again, a true wingman is good in any situation hwere his powers are needed. |
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| kid nyce |
| quote: | Originally posted by sakabatou
I rock at wingmanning, just sucks that my mates suck.
But then again, a true wingman is good in any situation hwere his powers are needed. |
don't leave home without one! |
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| euphoria |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude.... rookie mistake.
There is always a guardian in any group of women. If you want a chance at any of the women in that group you first need to get the guardian on board. This is where your wingman is needed.... his job will be to keep her distracted and entertained. If you do not have a wingman or the guardian is such a nasty ditch pig that he won't help you out then YOU will need to first charm the guardian before going after your target. To charm the guardian you must focus on the entire group of women equally. You need to address them all when speaking, buy a round of drinks (even for the guardian), keep the conversation light and entertaining.
Once you have disarmed the guardian and have been deemed non-threatening in her eyes then you may proceed to the lady of choice. Now, don't completely exclude the rest as the guardian will return but you are now safe to focus more attention on your intended target. This process will take a little longer but it increases the chance that you'll get the girl back to your place rather then having her snatched from your arms by the ditch pig and whisked away into a waiting cab leaving you all alone to jerk off while watching phone sex infomercials. |
Perfect explanation, you should write a strategy guide :D
Well yea in a group of girls there is alwasy at least one party pooper that complains about not having fun or wanting to go home or some other . There are also circumstances where there is a signal say if a girl doesnt like the guy she is talking to (which obviously isnt the case in your situation) there is a sign to one of her friends to come over and rescue her so she can walk away with her friend without having to make you feel bad and diss you to your face. Also if the friends sees that a girl is intoxicated and doesnt know what or WHO she may be doing there is always another girl watching out for her so she doesnt make the wrong decision. These only apply if you hang out in a group of girls that actually GIVE a about each other. |
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| XaNaX |
| Yeah, this was definately a case where you needed a wingman. Actually its best to have 2-3 wingmen because I've found that really hot women are typically orbited by at least 2-3 fat/nasty "ditch pigs" as Hazard calls them. I think this happens because a lot of really hot women don't like to be around other really hot women (cant stand competion/not having all the attention on them) so they usually go out with 2-3 foul chicks and maybe 1-2 girls that are ok enough that you would do them if you were a little bit tanked. |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude.... rookie mistake.
There is always a guardian in any group of women. If you want a chance at any of the women in that group you first need to get the guardian on board. This is where your wingman is needed.... his job will be to keep her distracted and entertained. If you do not have a wingman or the guardian is such a nasty ditch pig that he won't help you out then YOU will need to first charm the guardian before going after your target. To charm the guardian you must focus on the entire group of women equally. You need to address them all when speaking, buy a round of drinks (even for the guardian), keep the conversation light and entertaining.
Once you have disarmed the guardian and have been deemed non-threatening in her eyes then you may proceed to the lady of choice. Now, don't completely exclude the rest as the guardian will return but you are now safe to focus more attention on your intended target. This process will take a little longer but it increases the chance that you'll get the girl back to your place rather then having her snatched from your arms by the ditch pig and whisked away into a waiting cab leaving you all alone to jerk off while watching phone sex infomercials. |
great post. Thing is, I had a wingman! My good friend was with me, but he just ended up talking to the girl I was talking to the whole time. I don't mean like he was trying to compete with me, it was more like telling her good things about me and making me look credible (a blatant lie). But now, Mr. Moral, I realize he should've been helping by talking to the ditch pig lol |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude.... rookie mistake.
There is always a guardian in any group of women. If you want a chance at any of the women in that group you first need to get the guardian on board. This is where your wingman is needed.... his job will be to keep her distracted and entertained. If you do not have a wingman or the guardian is such a nasty ditch pig that he won't help you out then YOU will need to first charm the guardian before going after your target. To charm the guardian you must focus on the entire group of women equally. You need to address them all when speaking, buy a round of drinks (even for the guardian), keep the conversation light and entertaining.
Once you have disarmed the guardian and have been deemed non-threatening in her eyes then you may proceed to the lady of choice. Now, don't completely exclude the rest as the guardian will return but you are now safe to focus more attention on your intended target. This process will take a little longer but it increases the chance that you'll get the girl back to your place rather then having her snatched from your arms by the ditch pig and whisked away into a waiting cab leaving you all alone to jerk off while watching phone sex infomercials. |
+2
if you havent noticed all women are jealous especially if htey see that their friend is getting more attention then them
one time this girl started strangling me because her friend took intrest in me. The bouncers had to tear her off me.
Well i also called her a bitch twice for cockblocking me so i kindof initiated it. So a good rule is to have a wingman. And if you dont make sure you talk to the other girl as well and compliment her, tell her that guy over there thinks your cute or something to get her out of your way.
but yeah moral layed it to a tee |
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| a_d_a_m_86 |
it's because she was a DUFF.... or.... Designated Ugly Fat Friend
there are hundreds of them.. very bad |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
rule # 2
if girls tell you that they are lesbians they are lying.. they just are looking for a threesome |
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| Spike |
| quote: | Originally posted by bidor
i think its pure jealousy. next time bring a edit-nailgun. |
bingo |
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| bidor |
you mean somebody like this?
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by bidor
you mean somebody like this?
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lol what's with the hat |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by bidor
you mean somebody like this?
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lol what's with the deer-tick by her eye |
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