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the ugly c0ckblocking girl (pg. 4)
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Sketchiest thing I've ever done! :p
Hey - It worked out for the benefit of all (Well, all the people I care about)! |
hey, if you can break through the cock-block barrier, you deserve to win! |
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| Groundhog Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by barosoap
Very true. When I was single, my friends and I had the "pack" mentality. We always watched out for each other, which may have meant pulling one girl away from the guy. I guess the key is communication. If the girl explicitly expresses she wants to be with the guy, we'd honor that and leave them to their own. |
Yeah, you guys were annoying. :whip:
BTW, the gay guy friend is always the worst cockblocker of the group. Even worse than the short fat girl. |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by euphoria
Perfect explanation, you should write a strategy guide :D
Well yea in a group of girls there is alwasy at least one party pooper that complains about not having fun or wanting to go home or some other . |
We call them mul-t-lock here, they dont move anywhere and just stand there with their arms on their waist |
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| asfdz |
I only step in if it's obvious my friend isn't into the dude, he should get the clue anyway, but sometimes they're just numb.
that's when u pretend your lesbians and run away |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Groundhog Boy
BTW, the gay guy friend is always the worst cockblocker of the group. Even worse than the short fat girl. |
"honey don't talk to him, you can do better girl!"
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| barosoap |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
that's when u pretend your lesbians and run away |
Running away works, but some guys are really persistent. For example, if you say you're going to the bathroom and run into them again an hour later they really think you just spent an hour in the bathroom and just pick up where they left off. Also, I think the lesbian angle just makes the guy more interested even if it means he is just a spectator lol
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
"honey don't talk to him, you can do better girl!"
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hahaha sounds just like my friend. |
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| DjConfessions |
| girls cockblock themselves from me. i don't dig them |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
girls cockblock themselves from me. i don't dig them |
Is this you're "coming out" post, or is your homosexuality common knowledge? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Why can't girls just learn to politely and tactfully decline a man's attention, instead having their friends cockblock them? Seriously, this is one more reason why a lot of women suck. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Why can't girls just learn to politely and tactfully decline a man's attention, instead having their friends cockblock them? Seriously, this is one more reason why a lot of women suck. |
girls... decline... attention... :conf: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
girls... decline... attention... :conf: |
D'oh! |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude.... rookie mistake.
There is always a guardian in any group of women. If you want a chance at any of the women in that group you first need to get the guardian on board. This is where your wingman is needed.... his job will be to keep her distracted and entertained. If you do not have a wingman or the guardian is such a nasty ditch pig that he won't help you out then YOU will need to first charm the guardian before going after your target. To charm the guardian you must focus on the entire group of women equally. You need to address them all when speaking, buy a round of drinks (even for the guardian), keep the conversation light and entertaining.
Once you have disarmed the guardian and have been deemed non-threatening in her eyes then you may proceed to the lady of choice. Now, don't completely exclude the rest as the guardian will return but you are now safe to focus more attention on your intended target. This process will take a little longer but it increases the chance that you'll get the girl back to your place rather then having her snatched from your arms by the ditch pig and whisked away into a waiting cab leaving you all alone to jerk off while watching phone sex infomercials. |
nice copy pasta there, David D. :p |
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