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the ugly c0ckblocking girl (pg. 3)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
lol what's with the deer-tick by her eye |
lyme disease FTL |
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| insecurity |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
The other night. A girl starts talking to me at the bar, all is going well, we're having a good time talking/hugging/subtly making out. Then, what do you know, one of her girlfriends - an ugly, short little one - starts cockblocking me like no other. Interrupting conversation, snatching the girl away and dancing with her saying "I WANT HER TO MYSELF RIGHT NOW YOU CANT HAVE HER" wtf??? Ruins the whole ing vibe. I end up telling the original girl how much of a cockblocking bitch her friend is, and she kinda got that pissed-off-but-turned-on (i hope?) look on her face :p
Anyway, my question to you all is, what is going through such girl's minds (the cockblocking ones). What is their motive? Why ruin someone else's fun time? Even when the girl you're talking to is obviously enjoying your company, what inspires her cockblocking girlfriend?
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I personally think that the girl that you were chasing had a bf, so her friend was stopping her from doing something she may have later regretted. |
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| adi26 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude.... rookie mistake.
There is always a guardian in any group of women. If you want a chance at any of the women in that group you first need to get the guardian on board. This is where your wingman is needed.... his job will be to keep her distracted and entertained. If you do not have a wingman or the guardian is such a nasty ditch pig that he won't help you out then YOU will need to first charm the guardian before going after your target. To charm the guardian you must focus on the entire group of women equally. You need to address them all when speaking, buy a round of drinks (even for the guardian), keep the conversation light and entertaining.
Once you have disarmed the guardian and have been deemed non-threatening in her eyes then you may proceed to the lady of choice. Now, don't completely exclude the rest as the guardian will return but you are now safe to focus more attention on your intended target. This process will take a little longer but it increases the chance that you'll get the girl back to your place rather then having her snatched from your arms by the ditch pig and whisked away into a waiting cab leaving you all alone to jerk off while watching phone sex infomercials. |
Good post. What you're saying makes sense but is there a way out without a wingman. This is great strategy but its pretty hard to execute it cos it demands a good job from both the parties.. :) |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude.... rookie mistake.
There is always a guardian in any group of women. If you want a chance at any of the women in that group you first need to get the guardian on board. This is where your wingman is needed.... his job will be to keep her distracted and entertained. If you do not have a wingman or the guardian is such a nasty ditch pig that he won't help you out then YOU will need to first charm the guardian before going after your target. To charm the guardian you must focus on the entire group of women equally. You need to address them all when speaking, buy a round of drinks (even for the guardian), keep the conversation light and entertaining.
Once you have disarmed the guardian and have been deemed non-threatening in her eyes then you may proceed to the lady of choice. Now, don't completely exclude the rest as the guardian will return but you are now safe to focus more attention on your intended target. This process will take a little longer but it increases the chance that you'll get the girl back to your place rather then having her snatched from your arms by the ditch pig and whisked away into a waiting cab leaving you all alone to jerk off while watching phone sex infomercials. |
I have to disagree with you here Craig. I jerk off while watching the Girls Gone Wild infomercials. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
I have to disagree with you here Craig. I jerk off while watching the Girls Gone Wild infomercials. |
Oh please. You jerk off to Swiffer commercials. :rolleyes: |
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| DJ RJT |
One time, this dude was straight up cockblocking me, so the next day, I just had his girlfriend drive up to my apartment so he couldn't get in the way, and the rest is history.
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Oh please. You jerk off to Swiffer commercials. :rolleyes: |
Whatever, you pump-off to Ronco Showtime Oven infomercials! :wtf:
edit: Showtime, bitch.
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Whatever, you pump-off to Ronco Showtime Oven infomercials! :wtf:
edit: Showtime, bitch.
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! Busted. :(
<3 Ron Popeil and the Popeil family of products.
http://popeilfamilystore.com/roncop...CFRZIPgodKXBbvQ
Ohhhh yeah, get a load of that food dehydrator! I'm so hot right now. Someone pass me my clit pump! |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Ohhhh yeah, get a load of that food dehydrator! I'm so hot right now. Someone pass me my clit pump! |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
One time, this dude was straight up cockblocking me, so the next day, I just had his girlfriend drive up to my apartment so he couldn't get in the way, and the rest is history.
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you sketchball.
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
you sketchball.
:tongue2 |
Sketchiest thing I've ever done! :p
Hey - It worked out for the benefit of all (Well, all the people I care about)! |
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| barosoap |
| quote: | Originally posted by euphoria
Also if the friends sees that a girl is intoxicated and doesnt know what or WHO she may be doing there is always another girl watching out for her so she doesnt make the wrong decision. These only apply if you hang out in a group of girls that actually GIVE a about each other. |
Very true. When I was single, my friends and I had the "pack" mentality. We always watched out for each other, which may have meant pulling one girl away from the guy. I guess the key is communication. If the girl explicitly expresses she wants to be with the guy, we'd honor that and leave them to their own. |
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