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So there's a homeless guy living in my garage ...
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| occrider |
No joke. It started last weekend when we noticed that there was a shopping cart and some blankets in the back of our garage (I live in the city, it's an alley garage with no door behind the house). No one was there so we were quite confused. However, one morning a few days later, my roomate drove that day and there was a guy sleeping in the corner of the garage. He woke up and unabashidly proceeded to panhandle my roomate. He gets a few points for being so bold. My roomate told him he couldn't stay there and he said ok.
Fast forward a week and the guys stuff is still there but we can never run into the guy to tell him to leave because he's on homeless time. We call the cops and they are no help because they require us and the guy to be there at the same time. Finally this morning we see him and my roomate says he needs to leave today by the time we get home. Guy says ok. This afternoon/tonight his is still there. I've been out drinking so I'm feeling industrious and pissed off ... I don some work gloves and I proceed to throw his urine invested crap out on the back alley. The guy had stockpiled so much that it took a solid 15 minutes. Anyway my goal is to catch him when he's around tonight to figure out if I need to call the cops. I've been out every hour since midnight and so far he's a no show. It's almost 3 so I'm heading out for another scouting mission. An update shall be forthcoming in about 20. |
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| nchs09 |
dont let him stab you with an aids needle.
and dont look @ his eyes, could turn you into stone |
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| all-nite-freak |
| find a second one and make them fight for coupons |
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| Boomer187 |
| You should get a dog and have it live in the garage. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| yes leave a beer...but in a bear trap |
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| Yan |
| Woah. Let us know how this ends, for sure. |
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| Boomer187 |
oh, and
PICS OR STFU!! |
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| occrider |
| I'm back from my reconnasaince mission. The enemy is very elusive. Furthermore there is no bait for the beer trap as I'm drinking my last beer as we speak. As added insult to injury, a cop drove by while I was on my mission forcing me to chuck the beer I was carrying into some nearby bushes. I think I have enough beer to make one more foray at 3:30 ... otherwise things are going to have to wait until 8:30am. I hope homeless guy didn't pass out in the park ... |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
oh, and
PICS OR STFU!! |
b0p |
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| Clovis86 |
| Pee in a beer bottle and hammer the cap back on. Hell do a whole six pack. Just leave it by his stuff with a thank you note. |
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