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Movies that you thought were cool before but look pathetic now
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| aNYthing |
Maybe I'm growing older or i'm too much of a cynic but some of the movies that I used to consider "cool" before seem pathetic now. It's either because I look at how the actor "overacts" in certain roles or cheesy delivery or totaly cheesy music or plot or everything.
So, here's my top 5 list:
5. Under Siege II - can any of the actors stop stroking Segal's and ego (segal himself included)??? I originaly thought it was a cool movie. Many things change as you emerge out of puberty.
4. Bloodsport - anything with JCvD deserves "extra cheesy" sticker, this one is no exception. I used to worship this movie. Until i realized just how ghey it was.
3. ConAir - can Nic Cage be more 2 dimensional? The only good actors in this movie were John Malcovich and Dave Chappele. Cage's fake southern twang made me cringe.
2. Hackers - amazing how your views change as technology matures. The only saving grace was Angelina Joile and lots of funny moments.
and the winnah of lamest movies of all time:
1. Armagedon - if that movie did not make you want to puke at least 10 times, you need to check yourself. come to think of it, this coveted spot is shared by other beautiful marvel as "Pearl Harbor" and "Gigli". (though I never considered Pearl Harbor and Gigli "cool") while Armagedon had some cool special FX and Steve Buscemi with a case of space dimentia. :) |
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| CranberryJuice |
robocop
terminator
american pie
scary movie
actually too many to list !:o |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by CranberryJuice
american pie
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Maybe so, but the memories from that time that it reminds me of keep it cool. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Commando |
Yeah, just gotta love those explosion scenes with wooden houses and manequin soldiers. The bad guy looking like Freddie Mercury on steroids and Alicia Milano before she started doing soft-porn. Yummy!
Oh, and the fact that no one can shoot arnie - well, that's just amazing. I actually used to believe that you could in fact get a rocket launcher from the army store, not mentioning the sub-machine guns, etc.
Yeah, good ol' 80's action movies FTW :D |
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| Marc Summers |
| lost boys :o |
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| philliez |
| how could you ever think hackers was good? |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by philliez
how could you ever think hackers was good? |
I thought it was pretty cool that the kids headphones were working soaking wet in the shower.
hacker-proof AND water-proof |
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| kush paintings |
Hackers is a great call...
-Cliffhanger (Great theme song though)
-Demolition Man (Why is Stallone in so many of these?) |
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| dj_kane |
| scary movie wasnt even good the first time. what a load of . stupid comedy that you need the mentality of a peanut to find funny. |
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| ZuLi |
final destination 2
ace ventura
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