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I've figured out why terrorists are terrorists and why Iraq is so f'd up..
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| Slylee |
all the men just need to get laid over there and fall in love...
seriously. all of their women are covered from head to toe, so they never get any eye candy and the real extreme terrorists think sex and women are a weakness and pride themselves on never getting laid or even being virgins.
they're all just sexually frustrated...and probably closet gays.
:toothless
discuss. i just wathced Syrana the other night and it got me thinking...lol |
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| KilldaDJ |
| like from scary movie 4 where that iraqi jumps out of the van and yells out 'death to america!' presses the detonate button to then realise it doesnt work and then followed by a 'oh ' then gets jumped by a bunch of angry americans armed with chains and baseball bats |
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| Orbax |
Dave Chapelle pointed out that we gotta laugh about serious stuff. Thats what comedians do they make everyone laugh about it. He said look at the countries where no one has that kind of thing and you have people getting more and more worked up about it till they explode(pun intended). They have no outlet. They take themselves way too seriously.
Between comedians and shows like the Daily Show I seriously think that our generation has become one of the most critically thinking and aware groups out there who can still let stuff slide. My only worry is that it might be going a little TOO far in the lets all just get along direction, but man...how cool is our generation and how badly does the middle east need to take themselves less seriously. |
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| Slylee |
:p
no but think about how you would be if you had no women in your life or sex.
if you weren't allowed to see any part of a women's body or anything like that. i know we've pushed the limits here with all the sluts and whores and porno and whatever, but i'm just talking about in moderation here.
they're all so angry and brainwashed.
i wish we could kidnap a few terrorists and feed them pills and make them party with us with sasha spinning and beer flowing like wine and women instinctively flocking like the salmon of capistrano :stongue: |
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| kid nyce |
Comedy and Sex
I thought it was about religion to them? |
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| Orbax |
| religion should be taken seriously...just not YOUR role in it hehe |
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| StanVoid |
mrs. garrison explains it best:
Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. [faces the class] Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. [faces the class] And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too! |
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| Slylee |
yea i know. i'm just trying to be funny.
did anyone see Syrana by the way? with clooney & damon... |
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| jdat |
I don't know if you are being serious but if you are you have missed the very basic concept of terrorism.
Being a terrorist is ones desire to fight for his own freedom.
Things are always viewed in a positive or negative light depending on which side you are standing on.
Let's take one of the countries that started democracy as we know it around the world, France. When the french farmers and stuff went against the Bastille to take it down and actually won they became heros.
Had they lost history would have written this episode as an act of terrorism.
Boston tea party had it failed would have been considered a terrorist act.
There are many examples in history that only because they succeeded in a sense were not viewed as terrorism when essentially that is what they were.
Now try and apply this to the case in Iraq, where the locals feel invaded by the Us. .... . |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no but think about how you would be if you had no women in your life or sex.
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Thats most of TA :p |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
mrs. garrison explains it best:
Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. [faces the class] Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. [faces the class] And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too! |
:stongue: :stongue:
i dont watch that show all the time, but i definitely caught that one. hahah that was hilarious. |
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