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controlling your orgasm.. (pg. 8)
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| take5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
assuming your ugly ass could get laid in the first place? :p |
ouch!!!1111 |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
assuming your ugly ass could get laid in the first place? :p |
Come on baby, that was harsh, even for you. |
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| Slylee |
hahaha my bad.
i honestly thought up until about 5 minutes ago (when moral hazard informed me she wasn't) that dallastar was an annoying alt.
oh well.
still annoying, but yea, that was kinda harsh so i'm sorry. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
assuming your ugly ass could get laid in the first place? :p |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Fl@k Monkey |
The all-nite-freak is right, I never understood it before but if you just slow down and let her ride you for abit. And do her load blowing. It's alot easier to go for longer.
Id like it noted at this point in time that i have asked permission before saying it. But my mrs'es ex boyfriend was 'a 2 minute noodle' :rolleyes: Or 'Gone in 60 seconds' if your still failing to catch on.
Yet im alot younger than him. And she can have multiple orgasms before i let myself go. Mind control is the key ;) Let her ride you.. Think about other things. Dont get to distracted and go soft on her though of course. When your ready, Zone your mind on the sexiest thing possible, Or just watch her ride. One of the two is sure to do the trick.
Oh, and one more suggestion - A little foreplay before sexual intercourse never hurt anyone. Woman have needs to, Feel your way :D Chill out.. It's not a race.
Hope this helps. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Come on man, 8 hours! You're not fooling anyone! |
:rolleyes: whatever. Bring your woman around next time, I'll prove it to you. Be sure to bring some snacks, it will be a long day. Bonus: after I'm done with her, you can wear her on your face like a hockey mask and get some sloppy seconds.
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
:rolleyes: whatever. Bring your woman around next time, I'll prove it to you. Be sure to bring some snacks, it will be a long day. Bonus: after I'm done with her, you can wear her on your face like a hockey mask and get some sloppy seconds.
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i think i'm speaking for all women when i say that's not a turn on. that would hurt us, and you. your dick would be so chafed, you would have open sores on it probably. you're not impressing anyone, u just sound like a moron who is trying to prove himself. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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HEY, CLEAN OUT YOUR BOX
your inbox that is |
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| Slylee |
sorry. i just never delete any, so i guess they build up.
it's clean! :p |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
:rolleyes: whatever. Bring your woman around next time, I'll prove it to you. Be sure to bring some snacks, it will be a long day. Bonus: after I'm done with her, you can wear her on your face like a hockey mask and get some sloppy seconds.
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I guess it WOULD take all day to find your tiny dick. |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I guess it WOULD take all day to find your tiny dick. |
:haha: the girls are feisty in here :stongue: :stongue: |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
:rolleyes: whatever. Bring your woman around next time, I'll prove it to you. Be sure to bring some snacks, it will be a long day. Bonus: after I'm done with her, you can wear her on your face like a hockey mask and get some sloppy seconds.
:tongue3 |
comedians make jokes all the time about how there are no good jewish athletes.I bet you struggle not to pee on your 3 other fingers never mind marathon sex:haha: |
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