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controlling your orgasm.. (pg. 9)
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| Slixter |
| quote: | Originally posted by pvdAngel
kadomony's alt? |
Nope...no alternates here! Just one in a million!!! ;) |
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| ZeJayMan |
It's quality over quantity. 45 minutes to an hour is more than enough.
Then a 30 minute nap, possibly a cup of tea then back to it. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I guess it WOULD take all day to find your tiny dick. |
I guess it would seem tiny to your 18-wheeler-accomodating cum hole. :p |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
comedians make jokes all the time about how there are no good jewish athletes.I bet you struggle not to pee on your 3 other fingers never mind marathon sex:haha: |
Does your mom tell you everything? |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| no but clearly your bullting.. how fit are you.. do you run marathons.. 8 hours when you say that it clearly means your a virgin |
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| mezzir |
yeah see thats the thing...if it were possible i wouldn't be impressed by 8 hours at all. maybe you were 'making love' for 8 hours straight, but honestly. if you were actually ing, you'd need to be hard. if you have an erection for over 4 hours you're supposed to seek medical help.
i hereby call shenanigans |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
no but clearly your bullting.. how fit are you.. do you run marathons.. 8 hours when you say that it clearly means your a virgin |
Regardless of fitness, no one's penile tissue is designed to handle an 8 hour boner. Doctors suggest that you will most likely suffer damage after 3 hours, and risk permanent damage after 4, due to lack of oxygen flow. That is just an erection. If there was sex involved you can probably add torn tissue to the list.
A single 8 hour session would leave you with significant necrosis of tissue and damage due to the "mechanics" of sex - you'd probably have to have the thing amputated.
The other point to note here is watch how his tone changes from a serious claim to a joking one as he gets more and more pwned... he can now pretend it was a joke all along, when clearly it wasn't. He has to do this, cos if he admits he was serious he might as well admit he's a virgin. No one with sexual experience would ever seriously make a claim that outlandish.
It's kinda analagous to a 4 year old kid telling you he's driven a car at 10000 miles per hour. |
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| emc^2 |
I guess some people have reading an comprehension problem:
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
8 hour session did result in number of busted nuts. Tho, busting a nut does not mean you have to stop. Like I said - I don't mind getting a warm-up hummer as my energy bar returns back to green zone. |
allow me to put in other terms: I did not have a no-orgasm, 8 hour erection sex. There I said it. The longest "stretch" was about 2 hours. But even between busted nuts, the fun did not stop. So, hope that clarifies it. :)
You can put your pitchforks and torches away now. :toothless |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
I guess some people have reading an comprehension problem:
allow me to put in other terms: I did not have a no-orgasm, 8 hour erection sex. There I said it. The longest "stretch" was about 2 hours. But even between busted nuts, the fun did not stop. So, hope that clarifies it. :)
You can put your pitchforks and torches away now. :toothless |
In light of this evidence retract all previous statements...
Quick boahs lynch 'im while he's distracted.
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
In light of this evidence retract all previous statements...
Quick boahs lynch 'im while he's distracted.
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No rope can hold the SEXZILLA!!!!!!!!! |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
SEXZILLA!!!!!!!!! |
OK I definitely shouldn't have Google image searhed that just as a female friend was entering the room. |
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| emc^2 |
Were you looking for.....THIS???!!!!
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