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Who loves muff diving? (pg. 4)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i knew i was gonna see that picture when i saw UWM had the last post in this thread.
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Am I getting that predictable?
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
this isn't always the most reliable resource. just ask, because we are pros at faking and we usually do...A LOT. |
If one is paying attention one can tell the difference.... muscle contractions don't lie. |
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| Slylee |
yea we can fake muscle contractions too and "trembles".
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| kid nyce |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i wouldn't have asked that question if i didn't do the same thing myself, because that would make me a big hypocrite now wouldn't it? :p |
never alluded to you being a hypocrit, you should know me by now
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| Slylee |
| i think men would have a harder time asking just because it's that whole macho thing, but really, it's a huge turn-on if you just ask before. it shows that you are really eager to please, and that you want to do it the right way. then you'll never have to ask/guess/pay attention again! |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea we can fake muscle contractions too and "trembles".
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no, you can't... one cannot make a muscle spasm. |
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| Zoso |
| Killa! I'ma see if the wife has a "muff" when I get home from work! Can't wait. Thanks guys! :haha: |
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| kid nyce |
'how do you want me to put it in'
that borders comical and sexual seriousness ... |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
then you'll never have to ask/guess/pay attention again! |
Wow, is that ever incorrect. While what works will usually work frequently not always... paying close attention is a must in order to ensure success. |
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| grooviebeats |
| grooviebeats eats the muff |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Wow, is that ever incorrect. While what works will usually work frequently not always... paying close attention is a must in order to ensure success. |
no it's not, because we fake things a lot. especially when we're not in the mood and we're giving you obligatory sex/oral sex.
i'm the woman here, so quit acting like you're the pro about what we want. |
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| HardTranceProd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i'm the woman here, so quit acting like you're the pro about what we want. |
but you are just one woman. Women differ among themselves far more than men... some orgasm, some never do, some masturbate often, others never, some have visible clitorises, others don't... |
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