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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
How about squirting - please don't tell me it can be faked, because I think I can guess what sort of liquid would be required to produce that effect. :nervous: :wtf:
Hey, what about "erect" vagina? (yes, such thing does exist - check mount pubis for stiffeness - usually gets stiffer when chick is aroused. Also, vagina tends to expand almost into a ballon-like shape for some chicks and area around g-spot may even feel a bit... rough, like it has ripples on it. Also, after orgasm, woman will be sensitive to clitoral stimulation to the point of jerking each time you flicker your tongue. Nipples will be hard too, lips red and face blushed. If you run your fingers lightly on the sides of her tummy, towards the hips - you should get a similar reaction. Kissing the neck would usually result in giggles or back scratching. Same goes for kissing the wrists, inside of the elbow (bends) or back of the leg where it bends.
If you can fake that - you're working waaaaaaaay to hard and should just confess to not wanting it.
tell me if I missed something. |
whoa that all just turned me on WAY TOO MUCH. :eek: |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
whoa that all just turned me on WAY TOO MUCH. :eek: |
I aim to please :D  |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lephaid
no, i'm just bi. |
Some guys have all the luck, eh? ;) |
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| L.E.N. |
| I can dig it....none of that "porn style" crap where you just numb up the clit...that all for looks. When I come up im covered in it...chin,nose,cheeks. I wont go as far as saying Im a pro or anything but I dont suck at it. |
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| ivanbee |
i wont go down on a broad until she sucks me off for at least an hour
manlaw |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
How about squirting - please don't tell me it can be faked, because I think I can guess what sort of liquid would be required to produce that effect. :nervous: :wtf:
Hey, what about "erect" vagina? (yes, such thing does exist - check mount pubis for stiffeness - usually gets stiffer when chick is aroused. Also, vagina tends to expand almost into a ballon-like shape for some chicks and area around g-spot may even feel a bit... rough, like it has ripples on it. Also, after orgasm, woman will be sensitive to clitoral stimulation to the point of jerking each time you flicker your tongue. Nipples will be hard too, lips red and face blushed. If you run your fingers lightly on the sides of her tummy, towards the hips - you should get a similar reaction. Kissing the neck would usually result in giggles or back scratching. Same goes for kissing the wrists, inside of the elbow (bends) or back of the leg where it bends.
If you can fake that - you're working waaaaaaaay to hard and should just confess to not wanting it.
tell me if I missed something. |
so uhh, where do u live? and are you hot? |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
How about squirting - please don't tell me it can be faked, because I think I can guess what sort of liquid would be required to produce that effect. :nervous: :wtf:
Hey, what about "erect" vagina? (yes, such thing does exist - check mount pubis for stiffeness - usually gets stiffer when chick is aroused. Also, vagina tends to expand almost into a ballon-like shape for some chicks and area around g-spot may even feel a bit... rough, like it has ripples on it. Also, after orgasm, woman will be sensitive to clitoral stimulation to the point of jerking each time you flicker your tongue. Nipples will be hard too, lips red and face blushed. If you run your fingers lightly on the sides of her tummy, towards the hips - you should get a similar reaction. Kissing the neck would usually result in giggles or back scratching. Same goes for kissing the wrists, inside of the elbow (bends) or back of the leg where it bends.
If you can fake that - you're working waaaaaaaay to hard and should just confess to not wanting it.
tell me if I missed something. |
This doesnt apply to everyone, but the tongue gets cold also. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lephaid
my husband is all canadian male. |
Well hes almost a woman then. :wtf: |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
so uhh, where do u live? and are you hot? |
LOL! :) I'm as hot as your typical 400Lbs gorilla and as cuddly as your typical polar bear :D Did I mention I moonlight as Michael Moore's wingman - I make him look sexy in comparison, so that all the chix would hit on him? :tongue3 |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
he obviously had no idea what he was doing. |
Not true, it really was me. |
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| apostrophe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Not true, it really was me. |
It's true, she's really just d up. :wtf: |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by L.E.N.
I can dig it....none of that "porn style" crap where you just numb up the clit...that all for looks. When I come up im covered in it...chin,nose,cheeks. I wont go as far as saying Im a pro or anything but I dont suck at it. |
lol me too. then ill use her shirt to wipe my face clean. Im not sure if thats a bad thing or not. |
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