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I'm halfway and a bit to becoming a 40 year old virgin. (pg. 5)
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
A joke.
Turbonium posted the title of this thread as part of a reply in another thread (the surgery one - complaining that his life is suckage). I thought it was amusing and posted. |
I just can't tell what you were going for with this thread. Do you want us to mock you, give you advice, feel sorry for you? TELL ME AND ILL DO IT! |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
I just can't tell what you were going for with this thread. Do you want us to mock you, give you advice, feel sorry for you? TELL ME AND ILL DO IT! |
Since when has a thread in the COR had to have a direction to head in? :wtf: :stongue: |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Since when has a thread in the COR had to have a direction to head in? :wtf: :stongue: |
Never, just wondering what you were going for when you made this thread.
HEY EVERYBODY! YAN'S A VIRGIN! YEAH! |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
HEY EVERYBODY! YAN'S A VIRGIN! YEAH! |
There's no such thing as bad publicity. :gsmile:
I'll be sure to make a thread on the COR when I lose my virginity. |
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| Cro_Addict |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
Never, just wondering what you were going for when you made this thread.
HEY EVERYBODY! YAN'S A VIRGIN! YEAH! |
hey man dont be a dick
ahahaha no pun intended :stongue: |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
I'll be sure to make a thread on the COR when I lose my virginity. |
too a chick right? |
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| adi26 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
There's no such thing as bad publicity. :gsmile:
I'll be sure to make a thread on the COR when I lose my virginity. |
Hopefully we won't have to wait another 20 years for that :p |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
too a chick right? |
I'll include pics. :gsmile:
| quote: | Originally posted by adi26
Hopefully we won't have to wait another 20 years for that :p |
:p |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
Is it even possible to bust a nut in 30 seconds if your not experience? Is that a common problem among virgins? :conf: |
I've heard stories of dudes blowing before they even get it in.
Premature ejaculation is common among first timers cos they're so damn excited about the fact that they're actually having sex. That's something that you get used to with experience.
Also the more experience you have the better you are at pleasing your partner. Ask any experienced girls about sex with a virgin... it is almost never physically satisfying for them. |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
I've heard stories of dudes blowing before they even get it in.
Premature ejaculation is common among first timers cos they're so damn excited about the fact that they're actually having sex. That's something that you get used to with experience.
Also the more experience you have the better you are at pleasing your partner. Ask any experienced girls about sex with a virgin... it is almost never physically satisfying for them. |
That makes perfect sense. Did you hear that Yan? |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
That makes perfect sense. Did you hear that Yan? |
It's hard for me to blow my load when I'm getting head. So... I'm guessing it'll be 100x harder with a vagoo. |
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| trancepunkk |
i am willing to auction off my virginity to the highest bidder.
female or male :cool: |
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