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| Dj O'Callaghan |
I need to write a proper one for where I live, because the one already there is useless. Some good stuff though.
Anyone who is British please read the excerpt and comments below.
| quote: | | The townie population of Northampton, who also happen to make up a large amount of Northampton Town FC "the cobblers" supporters. Being sadly lacking in intellingence for the most part, these people now despise any who live in the towns of Millwall, Peterborough, Rushden (strong hatred there) and pretty much any town with a football team in the same division as them. |
Townies - Thing of the 90's surely they mean Chav.
Rushden & Diamonds - Strong hatred? Not a single person in Northants bothers with them. The rival city is Peterborough.
Millwall - Mentioned as a town? I think the little emo spastic who wrote this should patch up on his/her's geography a bit better as Millwall is in South East London!
Peterborough - Again another city.
Check your city/town and see if it's done any justice. |
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| biznology |
Boulder
Boulder is a city in Colorado that houses Colorado University. It is a new age, hippy-modern Subaru loving piece of town, but besides Denver it is the only place in the state worth going.
Hey, let's go up to the hill and get a bag!
Okay.. That's the only thing to do in Boulder anyways.
not totally true, but close| |
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| citric_acid |
heres the city i live close to
1. Missoula 13 up, 4 down
A pleasantly boring town in western Montana. It is probably the most culturally diverse town in Montana. The University of Montana is located here, and the general population is obsessed with going to Griz (mascot) football games. Also it is famous for it’s hippies. It has 2 Walmarts. Oh and, a river runs through it.
We're going to a Griz game in Missoula, and we're going to get totally wasted. |
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| Silky Johnson |
LMFAO!!!
1. Barrie
22 up, 16 down
A city located about 45 minutes north of Tornto, Ontario. It is located on Kempenfelt Bay and thus plays host to to the Kempenfest Arts and Crafts Festival each year. A wonderful place to live, since it is a close-knit community proud of its history, sports, and culture.
Barrie hosted Live 8 2005 in their Park Place (formerly Molson Park).
"We should visit Barrie this weekend; I hear there's a new exhibit at the MacLaren Arts Center located in Barrie's bustling down town area."
2. barrie
25 up, 20 down
barrie ontario is the dopest city there is filled with og's and gangsta's and nothin but playaz
3. barrie
20 up, 30 down
a small town about 45 mins north of toronto usually known for barrie whores and has 3 clubs: roxx queens and 55 special. girls at the roxx love them some jamaican man. dem people in barrie wish they were from toronto and when the girls find you are from t dot they will suck your cock. barrie is a small town full of hicks and whores barrie slut whore
" yo lets hit up the roxx in barrie naww that club is full of nigger diggers " "yo siah i got a hood wash from this chicken head meghan at the queens im goin back next week to her friend ashley" " i got herpes from that slut krissy i ed in the washroom at the roxx" |
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| Vlad |
BrOoKLyN 268 up, 73 down
Best borough of NYC. The home of many greats; rappers, actors, singers, loactions for great movies, pizza, nail places, hair salons, etc.
Bklynz da man :)
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Ok, Im from the neighborhood called Sheepshead Bay... and there isnt anything defined for it, but there is some funny related to it.
egg 136 up, 25 down
Overweight russian who rarely bathes or changes his clothes for weeks on end causing an extremely strong body odor.
Slang term from the Brighton Beach/Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn, NY.
That Dubinsky is such an egg.
otb 49 up, 6 down
Not neccesary someone that is "off the boat" but acts like he/she is. They only communicate and make friends with other Russians and will always prefer to talk in Russian rather than English. They love wearing AX, Diesel and other expensive European clothing choosing the most gayest looking clothes of the group (shirts with rips in the middle of them, green jeans, i.e.) They all either drive Mercedes, BMWs, Acuras, or Lexuses. Since their job selling mobile phones on Kings Highway or Brighton Beach does not pay the bills, mommy and daddy usually buy their car. They always travel in packs, preferring the safety of a group when they insult and start trouble with people that are alone. They spend their nights either loitering around their respective neighborhoods, going to "el greco" (a popular diner on Sheepshead Bay, or going to their ty nighclubs that play mainstream anthem trance until the wee hours of the night.
www.whimit.com is the high school yearbook of OTBes |
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| Danny Ocean |
El Salvador
117 up, 21 down
A small country in central America, located between Guatemala and Honduras. The slang term for people from this country is Guanaco. One of its main forms of income is coffee. El Salvador in English means "The Savior".
Person 1: Hey, where are you going this summer?
Person 2: I'm going to go visit my relatives in El Salvador.
by Rodzilla Feb 13, 2005 email it
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2. El Salvador
127 up, 68 down
An off da chain country in Central America. It is the tightest place ever,and is home 2 fine beautiful women. It is also home 2 pple dat u dont wanna mess wit, but if u cool wit dem, den dey r da best homies any1 can have.
Whats the best country on earth? Fa sho its El Salvador
by Josueezi Sep 16, 2003 email it
3. El Salvador
93 up, 35 down
The best country in the world and the only country where you know you will get your ass kikced if you mess with them and to that stupid ho who talked all I have to say is to check what you have up your ass that makes you talk like that.People from Mexico think that they are superior to other hispanic countries because they are right south of the border one day you get get kicked out the next you are here again and you call your self hard working bitch
That Salvadorian is going to king the gringo's ass
by Guanaca and proud Mar 7, 2005 email it
4. el salvador
92 up, 36 down
the best country with the coolest people home to "La Mara Salvatrucha" who you better not mess with. Guanaco love!
You talk about El Salvador you better just go suck a dick
by Guanaca and proud Mar 4, 2005 email it
5. El Salvador
79 up, 31 down
one of the coolest country ever and to that anthony head all i have to say is "come mierda hijo de puta" they do not eat rats in this country because they are civiled they are a normal latino country of course it has the hottest people in the world.
most of my friends are from El Salvador
by mexican defender of el salvador Apr 20, 2005 email it
6. el salvador
63 up, 18 down
the underdog country of latin america. although small, births some of the greatest people. all of them hard workers, whether it be physical or entrepreneurial. el salvadorians are general good friends, workers, parents, and especially lovers.
If you from el salvador REP IT!!
tags andre kevin underdog eutopia whale penis country latin
by chocolitelamas Miami Nov 3, 2005 email it
7. El Salvador
33 up, 14 down
1 .small contry in central america,
2.THE BIGGEST ALLIED OF THE USA IN LATIN AMERICA
they even send troops to irak
3.A country people are very friendly, hard working and good for business
a country that is hated by other latin countries especially Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala , mostly due to envy because althoug its small it faster developtment and healthier economy ,has biggers ties with th US a . Pure capitalism and they earn dollars not Pesos.kick ass airport freeways and malls. has the biggest Gold reserves in the region.
30% of the population is of jewish decent not religion and many of the population have good thoughts of america.
4. The posible 52 state of the union , becuase of the high american support , the goverment whants everybody talking english by 2010 .and you see many american flags in cars buses, homes and busineses of non americans .
5.A great country to visit , with kick ass food and beaches one of the 10 best countries for surf.
6.a future developed country , where they are changin agriculture for industry and are building great freeways , schools and colleges for a bright future .
7.One of the few capitalist countries in Latin america 8.future manufaturer of BMW motorcycles for work (acording to an argentinian channel.
Were did you go this summer man/
i went to salvador , great beaches , food roads ,hotels and great tropical wheather.
Hey dude look at all those american flags in the cars , where are we Cali. ? No dude its El Salvador
Hey how much for the hamac mam? its 2 dollars senor
Cool i love this place |
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| Spyder |
toronto 517 up, 209 down
The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So off.
wow...
Windsor 81 up, 11 down
N. Detroit's Canadian twin city which is the most dope ass town in Canada hands down.
On weekends the hottest and most scandalous babes from Michigan, Ohio and Indiana make the pilgrimige to Windsor to get destroyed and spread their legs because the drinking age is lower and the beer is stronger. Windsor is often looked down upon by Toronto's upper class snob society and Toronto gangster wanna bees because they know deep down they aren't hard enough for Detroit City. But in reality Windsor has the second highest income in the country next to Ottawa and has madd amounts of sexy Italian girls. Not only does it have a pimped out millionaire drive from lake St Clair to Walkerville but it is relatively safe and attractive. From Windsor you are less than a mile from Tiger Stadium, Comerica Park, the Joe Louis Arena, and the Fox theater. Living in Windsor is like living in a big city but without the left wingers, hippies and the limpwrist metrosexuals you get in Toronto.
* Ya man lets Windsor it up in this maa a know what in s-s-s-ayin
* I didn't want to get shot so I went to the rippers in Windsor
* I wanted to score for free so I asked a girl from Windsor to help me out
* Ya so I'm walking to school up Erie Street packin a fat upper lip dip.
* I'm too hard ass for Toronto so I came to keep real in Windsor
tags canada detroit ontario tigers rich sick madd sick fun party sin city tiguana north
by Curt Miller Detroit, Michigan Apr 11, 2006 email it
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| Moral Hazard |
1. Kitchener 23 up, 3 down
A medium sized city with a population of 190,399 in the city itself, with a total of 444,094 in the metro/suburban areas.
The city contains one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country. Highly educated people, high-tech jobs.
The city suffers a few problems, the degrading downtown for one. In the late 90's several buildings in and around downtown suffered arson problems. Store owners were setting fire to buildings to collect insurance money. After that, in around 2000 the downtown started to get really bad. No more fires, but lots and lots of drug-dealing, prostitution, robberies, car-thefts etc. The bus-terminal is also a heaven for young teenage kids who like to act like they're from Brooklyn, talking to anybody.
Living in Kitchener is nice, if you have the money. High cost housing is leaving alot more people to move into ghetto neighbourhoods in the South Ward District of the city, and near Chicopee-Bridgeport. Ugly slab apartments, small houses, and crime are turning many areas into high-crime ghettos. If one can afford it though, the city is building pleanty of new, middle-class suburban areas. Tearing down forests and burying streams, developers are constantly building row upon row of identitcle houses on the outskirts of the city.
The lack of managed health care is showing. The recent lack of general-physicians is starting to show. Despite putting millions into the hospital, they're still struggling.
Despite the problems the city faces as it gets bigger and bigger, Kitchener is a fine place. One thing they need to do though, is build up, not out.
I was walking downtown and got approached by two kiddie drug dealers, followed by a crack head, saw various prostitutes, and had some white kids wearing G-Unit clothing call me a 'bird'.
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| tubularbills |
mississippi
148 up, 26 down
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- 20th state admitted to the Union.
- ranks low in a lot of good categories/high in a bunch of bad categories.
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| KilldaDJ |
i got this ...
1.BBK 5 up, 3 down
BBK (Bishi Boys Krew) are a gang in Bishopstoke, Eastleigh, Hampshire. They are full of chavs and have around 50-100+ members. No one actually knows who is in the BBK but any chav from bishopstoke will say that : "Is in in the BBK 'n' Wot. Mess wiv us 'n' You'll get shot!"
*Gribley walks down the street in Bishopstoke.*
*A bunch of chavs walk towards him*
Chav: Oi mate what'cho lookin' at mate?
Gribley: Nothin'
Chav: Is you dissin' da BBK 'n' wot?!
Gribley No.., please leave me alone...
Chav: Nah Mate!!! Boys let's gettim!!!
Chavs: Brap Brap Brap *Chavs brap the gribley*
*Gribley is beaten up for no particular reason*
Chavs: BBK 'n' Wot! Mess wiv' us 'n' you'll get shot!
sounds about right rly.:confused: |
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| nchs09 |
atlanta 160 up, 43 down
A city with lots of rich people in the north end, and lots of ghetto types in the south end. Also lots of traffic, new economy jobs, and Coca-cola.
Hey, wanna goto Atl for some work? Sure!
Hey, I went south of the train tracks and got a bullet in the ass! |
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| Enjoy |
montreal
190 up, 41 down
Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.
Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.
The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.
Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.
The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.
The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.
And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.
Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice. |
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