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| dj_bas |
1. Huntington Beach
36 up, 11 down
City with a history. Has a famous pier that's broken down 7-8 times due to harsh weather. If you're a redneck don't expect to be taken-kindly-to here. Riversiders and tourists who junk up the beach will be verbally "thrashed" by surf lingo until their ears bleed. Main Street is the main hangout spot for the city and you can always find the hot beach babes down there Monday through Sunday. Schools iclude all types of people; from punk to goth to emo to preppy to nerdy to gang-bangers and even normal people. Teachers are usually all old and cranky except a few who are chill from the beach air. Temperature is nice all year 'round with Winter reaching 50's sometimes and summer's hitting 100+. There's anything and everything to do in HB and don't refer to it as "The OC" or you will be shanked. If you like hot women, relaxed people, surfer dudes, night-life fun, and even suburbia come to Huntington Beach.
Surf Lingo:
Gnarly-crazy or cool. EX: "That wave was gnarly!"
Bra'-Not refering to the female undergarment. A slurred version of "Bro" as in "brother/brotha" ;. Means close friend. White equivillant of "homie". EX: "Sha', bra' that was sweet."
Sha'-Slurred version of "yeah". EX: (see above example)
Douche & Jew-Common disses or burns used in HB.
How normal :( |
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| Vlad |
| wtf is up with all the jew hate... the did we do to deserve it? |
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| prolikewhoa |
austin
The capitol of Texas as well as the Live Music Capitol of the World. Home to the University of Texas Longhorns. Not to be associated with the rest of Texas considering its complete superiority to the backwater conservatives in the rest of the state; Austin is liberal and proud. |
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| Psy-T |
didn't find one for haifa, but found this instead:
Yassoob
an arabian camel raping jew known to wear reversed strap-ons plugged into its anus allowing it full anal penetration for each step it takes. Also defined as a sand ****** that listens to Celine Dion and Cher while watching Richard Simmon's work out videos. Also known as anyone from the land of .il
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| prolikewhoa |
2. Texas
374 up, 149 down
The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best ing place on earth. Move there now!
you! I'm from Texas!!! |
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| babyvsrhino |
Some good ones for the state lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...rm=pennsylvania
| quote: | 1. Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa.
Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse. |
| quote: | | 2. The only place in the U.S. in which no matter how small a town is, there will always be at least two bars, even if there is not one other business. |
PItt ones were boring
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=Pittsburgh
| quote: | | cool place but a lot of the people their think they are tough and anyone who is a steelers fan for some reason thinks that makes them tough its sad |
| quote: | | A dried up demographic nightmare. Anyone with talent, drive or intelligence leaves by the age of 30. Those that stay think that others will return, and this is true. Once people have made their fortunes in cities with job markets they return to Yinzerville, to take advantage of the dying populations cheap housing. |
| quote: | | hole. Kind of cool at first, but notoriously difficult to escape. Nothing going on. Suburbs are even worse. Never come to Pittsburgh without a good exit strategy. |
And my hometown, Reading
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=Reading%2C+PA
| quote: | | One of the most crime ridden, poverty stricken cities in the US. Per capita, it has the highest drug, murder, and crime rate in the nation. Used to be the outlet capital of the world, and now is nearly without any business or workers. Here welfare equals daily wages and shootings are considered population control. If you are not hispanic, do not attract attention to yourself here... |
| quote: | The hoodiest of the hoods. However, everyone from the burbs claims to be from there, until theyre asked "is it dangerous"
White Girl: I'm from Reading.
Random Guy: Isn't that dangerous?
Girl 1: Well...kinda, if you live in the city. I live OUTSIDE the city.
Me, chiming in: You're from West Lawn bitch. |
I lol'd because it's true. |
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| raveed |
india
732 up, 241 down
Where every company outsources our jobs to.
"Thank you for calling HP, please hold while we transfer you to a customer service representative."
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| kadomony |
philadelphia
258 up, 55 down
Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round. It is where a meal consists of a cheesesteak, Natty light, soft pretzels,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. It is where there is a Wawa on every corner, and you look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most importantly, where everyone is brothers and it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan. That is Philadelphia, the city of Brotherly Love... Outsiders will never understand |
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| nekholm |
porvoo isn't defined yet, but these are pretty close:
1. kamppula
A suburb of Porvoo which has the top ratings of criminality in the Porvoo municipality. Usually populated by immigrants and people with low-income.
Gipsys and white-trash people are normal habitants of Kamppula |
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| Protege |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Santa+Maria | quote: | 1. Santa Maria 6 up, 2 down
A small town with a 2 lane freeway, that has the traffic of a 3 or 4 lane freeway.
It used to have character, but the local governement tore down all the historical buildings to "modernize," which then made them neglect the downtown area which has now gone to ruin and is stricken by poverty.
The local government also does a horrible job with maintaining the local economy, by letting in large corporations which push out local business, and making it hard for letting local business to open.
Santa Maria High School's facilities are a joke. The classrooms are out-dated and the football field is hideous. Althought, it had many good programs (the best of which is the welding program) and has more 4-H funding then they can handle.
Pioneer Valley High School has some of the best facilities in the state, taking that they were given over 20 million in state funding, due to a bad write-up by a district member (not going to name names). They have quite a few fountains, a terf football field, rubber track, nice baseball fields, very up-to-date weight room and wonderful tennis facilities.
Local restaurants are wonderful, if you can find them. The large chain restaurants are all located near the freeway, while the wonderful places, such as: Shaw's, DW's American Bistro and Brick's are all hidden inside the city near Broadway.
Santa Maria is overall nicely sized in population, but also known for its strawberries. Santa Maria has the best strawberries in the nation, and any local can tell you that.
Santa Maria is also known for Santa Maria style BBQ, known as tri-tip. Anyone from Santa Maria knows where tri-tip comes from, and now so do you.
Santa Maria is a great place to drive through while on the way to Santa Barbara or Pismo Beach.
2. Santa Maria 18 up, 14 down
An annoying city in Southern California just Northwest of Santa Barbara and south of San Luis Obispo. Extremely Conservative political views, lots of Mexican immigrants and a very high level of poverty and computer incompetence. Also has an annoying level of traffic downtown.
Nice otherwise, though.
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fairly accurate Id say. |
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| dj_alfi |
oslo 6 up, 3 down
Capital and biggest city of Norway. "Heroin-capital of the World", according to Los Angeles Times. Lots of hot blondes. Has a population of about 500.000. Can be split into two parts - west-side and east-side, whereas the west-side has a reputation of being a bunch of snobs, and the east-side has a reputation of being mostly immigrants.
Norway 199 up, 14 down
A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I can't believe hasn't appeared all over America yet.
A place where 90% of the people are extremely attractive, and obese people are hard to find.
A place that will cost you an arm and a leg to visit because of the extremely high standard of living Norwegians enjoy - due in part to the country's massive oil reserves.
The best place in the world to live, according to the UN.
Damn, that bacon dog was delicious! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I can't afford to take the trikk back into town!
norwegian ice dragon 6 up, 5 down
when a guy cums in his woman's mouth then makes her laugh the cum out her nose so it just hangs there...like a norweigan ice dragon
I tickled my girlfriend after she gave me head last night so much that she turned into the norwegian ice dragon.
:haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: |
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| jonSun |
4. Chicago 306 up, 102 down
Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.
"So your from Illinois?"
"No-I'm from Chicago" |
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