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| mezzir |
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massachusetts 169 up, 54 down
n. A whole lot of chusetts
That is one serious massachusetts. |
and an even bigger LOL to my town's definitions, cause they're absolutely spot on
| quote: | Amherst, MA 14 up, 3 down
A small, self-professed liberal town in Western Massachusetts. Amherst has a population of about 35,000 and a median age of 21.8, thanks to UMass, Amherst College, and Hampshire College. A town that prides itself on believing strongly in diversity, 76.7% of the population is white, with only 6.2% hispanic and 5.1% Black. The government is a town meeting with select board members, which are overwhelmingly white.
The residents and parents in Amherst are so concerned about political correctness that they petitioned to prevent the high school from performing West Side Story, because the play portrayed Puerto Rico and hispanics in a negative light. Instead, the high school put on a production of Guys and Dolls, which is one of the most sexist musicals ever written.
If you attend a choral performance in Amherst, each of the following will probably be on the bill:
-at least one song from Africa
-at least one song in a different language, probably more than that, probably one in Yiddish (most of the performers will have no clue what they are singing)
-at least one song about loving each other and/or peace, and will most likely be related to diversity
-none of the songs will be overtly christian, in order to include everyone
Amherst once had a MaDonald's, but it went out of business, in part because it was next to Antonio's (which sells pizza by the slice until about 1:30am, with ANYTHING you could ever think of for a topping).
Amherst is a suburb of itself. Leave the city limits, and you find yourself surrounded by cornfields, cow farms, and tiny hill towns. |
| quote: | Amherst 31 up, 18 down
A little town in Western Mass with as many college students as "townies". Amherst is a suburb of the University of Massachusetts main campus, because there is nothing else around! Residents still manage to have that holier-than-thou attiude, despite the fact that their financial existence relies on the University.
No. It's not Am-HERST. It's pronounced Am-ERST. No 'H'. |
ninja edit: do your college or school too
| quote: | umass 21 up, 24 down
Also known as the zoo, where frats are the typical weekend spot (at least for the freshmen) and parties happen everynight, some even starting at noon. Umass loves its violence too, what other campus has had a 15 year old kid stab a student in the head with a screwdriver. |
god i hate this town |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
4. Chicago 306 up, 102 down
Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.
"So your from Illinois?"
"No-I'm from Chicago" |
This and the gypsy comment were hilarious!! |
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| Silky Johnson |
LOL...for my university, York University:
1. York University 47 up, 21 down
York University is despised upon by other Toronto universities, such as the University of Toronto and Ryerson. It was once ranked #2 on Maxim's 'Sexiest Schools in North America' list. A lot of uptight, yet hot, girls attend this fine institution. Home of the rich and posh whose mommy and daddy buy their education. Known for programs such as the Schulich Business School and Osgoode Hall Law School (which I might add is the largest law school in Canada). It's Political Science program has received accolades and is considered one of the best in the country. Notoriously known for it's left-wing students and professors, and brawls between the Jews and Palestinians.
All hail York!
U of T chick: Nice Louis Vuitton purse. You must be a student at York.
Yorkie girl: Indeed, that is correct.
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You're a member of the NDP? You must be/or have attended York University before! No one can have such leftist ideals and not be a Yorkie!
2. york university 39 up, 69 down
if you can hold a fork, you can go to York. Low entrance standards for the majority of programs and a tendacny to throw an ungodly amount of money at students to entice them to accept their offers of admission. Which students then reject, and go to a better university.
Essentially the university that NO ONE wants to go to. Their only good programs are the Schulich and Osgoode programs. Everything else is ... PURE .
guy #1: I go to UofT, where do you go?
guy #2: I go to York.
guy #1: Why did you choose York?
guy #2: cuz, I'm a dumbass.
3. York university 26 up, 68 down
York University is a school that is populated with people who do not act their age and who are dumb asses. York is a horrible school and the only reason why people go there is because it is so easy. Here are some guidelines for men if they want to be accepted by the students in that school:
1. Buy a cell phone
2. Buy expensive clothes
3. Look like you are in your 20s
4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want
5. Be clean cut
If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, , bitch, fag, little or you will be pointed out, here is an example, "Look at that guy" York should not be called a university it should be called a high school. It should be burned down and someone from U.F.T should piss on the ashes.
York where the dumb asses go
York the school where the picked on want to gun down everyone |
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| dj_bas |
| Wow, 2 and 3 really make you take a look at number 1 :stongue: |
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| Marc Summers |
West Keansburg 7 up, 9 down
Small town in coastal New Jersey. A place stuck in the middle of a white trash Keansburg and a yuppie town of Hazlet. Filled with tough guy blue collar kids who travel in packs and represent their town to the fullest. They drink cheap beer and are damn proud of it. If confronted with a fight they will never back down. They are also extremly loyal to their freinds and family.
Jock1
"That kid is such a ing ass hole. All he does is run his mouth. Im gonna beat his ing ass next time I see him"
Jock2
"I dont think thats such a good idea. That kids from West Keansburg. Those kids are like a gang, ya with one you're ing with them all"
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1. Clemson 123 up, 35 down
A place unlike any other. Where the Blue Ridge yawns its greatness; where the Tigers play. A place that gets in your blood.
2. clemson 82 up, 27 down
Home of the Clemson Tigers, the greatest, and Death Valley. Clemson University campus awesome and the partyin' kicks ass!
3. Clemson 81 up, 36 down
A small college town in upstate South Carolina. a crazy town where tiger paws are EVERYWHERE (on the roads, stores, buildings, mailboxes, resturants, etc.) Was voted the #1 party school by many many magazines; On a typical home football game, the population increased by like 300% (from 11,000 + 15,000 college students to over 90,000) and every tiger fan in the state is wearing orange.
4. clemson 60 up, 21 down
The best place on the ing planet, where everybody thinks that the University of South Carolina blows ass.
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GO TIGERS !!!
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| wienerschnitzel |
1. Medicine Hat 7 thumbs up
Located at 50.00N latitude and 110.45W longitude, in Alberta, Canada, just over the border from Saskatchewan, the place where anyone from Maple Creek who drives a truck, or has a friend or parent who drives a truck, can be found at weekends loading up on furniture, appliances, and bulk goods and groceries from Wal-Mart or Superstore; closer and nicer than Swift Current, and conveniently located on Highway 1.
Person from Maple Creek: Are we going to Medicine Hat ("The Hat") this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah, where else would we go?
Person 1: What about Swift Current?
*Person 1 and Person 2 look at each other and burst out laughing* |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
Cambridge 34 up, 57 down
A city north of Boston, Massachusetts, USA, and home to Harvard University, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and, of course, the Cambridge Rindge and Latin High School. The city with the second highest property values on average, second to Manhattan, NYC.
Cambridge is a great place to live for any stage in life.
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Home to many intelligent people, an annoying university, and bad public elementary schools. 02138 (zip code) is apart of it, which is considered the most opinionated zip code in the world. C's up.
Man, I hate it when people say Cambridge is Harvard and Harvard is in Boston. |
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| Boomer187 |
3. las vegas
78 up, 11 down
American excess at its most excessive.
Everything that's bad about the United States all rolled into one location.
A colossal waste of energy, in the middle of nowhere.
Las Vegas should be seen at least once, if only to prove that it really does exist, and isn't the demented fantasy of a Hollywood set designer.
^^^i found funnah....and I like the quote at the end of this one...
4. Las Vegas
64 up, 19 down
Top-10 Reasons Why Las Vegas Rocks:
10. Ubiqitous all-you-can-eat buffets.
9. Finest restaurants in the world.
8. There are more strip clubs this side of the Mississippi.
7. 24-hour liquor sales
6. Residents enjoy warm weather all year round; it's shorts wearing weather, baby!
5. Suburban sprawl.
4. Nevada's unemployment rate is among the lowest in the nation.
3. Where else can you get laid at one of over 100,000 hotel rooms in the city?
2. Where else can you get married on a whim at a wedding chapel, then get it annuled 2 days later?
1. You lose all your money gambling.
"I love showgirls. They are the living, breathing embodiment of everything Las Vegas. I think they get a bad rap.
Casinos weren't built on people winning money.
After 9/11, I suggested that in order to revive the economy here, every man should get a lap dance."
--Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman
I love our mayor. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
A colossal waste of energy, in the middle of nowhere.
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True. I hate Las Vegas. The only good thing to ever come of it is Boomer :gsmile: |
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