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| jdat |
I've been involved in a lot of design/decoration stuff for the "season" and by now I am so anti-xmas holiday season.
Share your love, your hate, your thoughts.
Here is my toast to "The Chipmunks", Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(“Oh! That tickles!”)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”)
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)
There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food
“On that, Mr. Cole, ”
“Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?”
“Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!”
”Oh,no problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin’ two of those drumsticks, because they’re oh-so tiny and there ain’t much meat upon ‘em”
(“What about animal rights, Dave?”)
“Put a sock in it Melvin”
“You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you’re my meal!”
“That’s a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!”
“Damn straight!”
And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you
“Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
“Why, I’m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There’s plenty of Thagadore left though…” |
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| DarkAngel |
| Hate this in' time of year. Period. The sooner this in' ends the better. |
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| dallastar |
I love the Christmas with the Chipmunks, I have it on vinyl even from 1979! lol!
I am very excited for christmas!!!
I decorated a bit at work and for the holiday party, but I am not anti Christmas! I can't wait to go home and see my family!
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
I love the Christmas with the Chipmunks, I have it on vinyl even from 1979! lol!
I am very excited for christmas!!!
I decorated a bit at work and for the holiday party, but I am not anti Christmas! I can't wait to go home and see my family!
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did you even read the lyrics? :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :p |
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| Lira |
| I'm indifferent, although I do fear for my life whenever I go to a shopping mall :p |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
did you even read the lyrics? :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :p |
No, I didn't!
lol
I have now!:eyes: lol |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| i wonder if bin laden celebrates christmas |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Hate this in' time of year. Period. The sooner this in' ends the better. |
Merry Christms DA. Your should come out with a holiday mix. :p |
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| medinaM5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Hate this in' time of year. Period. The sooner this in' ends the better. |
bah humbug |
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| dallastar |
| the chipmunks are playing on the Radio right now! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| im anti pro. so anti im not voting for her |
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| prolikewhoa |
| i always get so confused when i see titles like this :( |
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