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Favorite Simpsons/Futurama/Family Guy quote (pg. 3)
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| kolkiewolkie |
LOL LOL
haaaaaa, loooooove the simpsons...
let's see.. the lie detector is a classic, but already mentioned...
o wait: (dunno EXACTLY)
homer is in this religious crisis... he doesn't goes to the church anymore and marge asked the priest to come over:
priest: homer, why don't you go to the church anymore?
Homer: oww, why should I go up early every sunday just to here every time that I am going to hell?
priest: ...mmmmm... good point..
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| rupert |
Two gems from the Simpsons
The film critic to Rainer Wolfcastle(McBain)
Critic: How do you sleep at night?
Rainer Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful women.
Mr Burns to Homer(I cant remember the exact quote so i'll paraphrase)
Mr Burns: You dont have a problem with taking a shortcut(revealing a skidoo, so they can get to the ski house at the top of the mountain first)
Homer: No
Mr Burns: I think too much fuss is made these days about cheating, why should the race always be won by the swift of foot, why if Natural Ability is Gods gift to man, well cheating is mans gift to himself"
Genius. Mr Burns is a champion. |
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| mindshooter |
This is taken from the episode when homer wants to goto a festival to eat chilli...Marge remembers when homer got drunk last year and she doesnt want homer to go but homer then says:
"Well everything is bad if you remember it" :stongue: |
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| kolkiewolkie |
here is another one:
it is when the alien (burns actually) is spotted in springfield:
newsreader: (very enthustiac)
"next week the whole channel 5 crew will be there to give you the latest details...except for phil who will get fired tomorrow"
PONK (soundmen slaps newsreader with mic. on stick)
newreader: "AUW, very UNprofessionel Phil..." |
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| DJAhmet |
Homer - "Ooo they have internet on computers now"
So many good ones... Homer is excellent. |
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| yujie__ |
| ralph: "me fail english? thats unpossible" |
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| FuZioN |
I love this thread!! Its great to read through it while you're at work and people wonder what the hell you're laughing at...
I got another:
Mountain Park Ranger talking about Homer's disappearance:
Now lets take a moment to reassure the kids... Kids! Your father's gonna be just fine!...
Now everyone put on your corpse handling gloves.....
bart - You hear that Lis?? Dad's gonna be OK!!
and another from the same episode...
Homer and Burns trapped in the cabin...
H - I Know! Let's make snowmen!
B - Nooo... Lets make REAL men out of snow!
H - o....... k.......
ahh.. good times... good times... |
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| Endlesswave |
How about this one: (episode where Mr Burns takes bart as his heir and Homer tries to go and get him back.)
Homer - "Ok so why don't you release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark the shoot bees at
you?"
Mr Burns - "ok"
Homer - "AH!" (an runs away)
lol that one made me die of laughter.:D |
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| yujie__ |
duffman: "duffman has bad feeling about this! oh yeah!"
comic store guy: "this is the worst episode ever" |
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| wozza |
simpsons:
Gunther i think bineg chased by homer:
"Dont chase me im full of chocolate" hehehe
Homer: "that dogs got a puffy tail here puff, here puff heheehehe" lol
simpsons rule |
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| dj_mdma |
Anything that HAns Moleman says is great.
Homer = Can we Keep him marge, please, he tastes like a peanut! LOL
OR when Homer is on the Jury and they want a fast verdict but Homer says a different opinon jsut to get to the hotel, and then he steals everything!
or when he is looking for a dropped peanut and finds 20 dollars but is dissapointed but his brain explains it to him.
H: Aww all i got is this money
B: Quiet fool money can get u peanuts
H: Explain
B Money can be xchanged for goods
H: OK
LOLOLOLOL
Whenever Dr Zoidberg blows his mouth and clacks his claws together wiht that mad noise is hilarious. |
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| Az |
Fat guy from the Androids Dungeon
"Dont touch that, it's a very rare photo of Sean Connery, signed by Roger Moore"
Beer Baron episode
Marge: Where are you going this late at night with all those bowling balls??
Homer: I'm not going to lie to you Marge.....Well goodbye!!
same episode, with Rex Banner overlooking Springfield
Rex Banner: I know your out there beer baron, and I'm going to catch you
Homer shouts: No you won't!!!!
Rex Banner: Yes I will
Homer: No you won't!!!!!!!!
hilarious :stongue: |
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