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Favorite Simpsons/Futurama/Family Guy quote (pg. 5)
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| skattrd |
The Simpsons from "The Beer Baron"
Homer & Bart are leaving house with bowling balls full of booze
Homer - "If we're not back soon avenge our deaths"
just the way he says it had me in stitches for ages
Theres soooo many gr8 quotes tho, excellent thread neway :D |
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| Endlesswave |
| The best one is the cat burgler one with the mob of "enforcers" where a guy pulls up to the Kwik - E Mart and reads sign saying "NEVER open" with Apu standing on the roof with a shot gun shooting at him saying something to the affect of "Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell!" lmfao, that one just KILLS me. :stongue: |
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| FuZioN |
Homer's mob runs up to a guy burning a leaf pile
H - No burning leaves without a permit!!
guy - But I got one!
H - Too late!
And then they bolt as they set fire to his garage - haha
or...
H - Well Lisa the mob is planning to get your saxophone back, but we've also branched out into other areas (reads a list)
Literacy programs, (something) our covered bridges, world domination...
L - World Domination?
H - Heh - how'd that get in there? heh - *starts thinking* mental note - the girl knows too much...
hahha - ok ok one more...
Homer - Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...
Kent - *pauses*... touche....
then the phone rings...
Kent - Well we'll take out first caller, and I mean EVER because this is NOT a call in show!
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| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
Homer: "Hey, I thought you said you broke your ankle.... "
Mark Hamel: "Oh yeah..... well, you see, the thing about that is...." (runs)
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i love anytime somebody runs away from a stiuation. like when lenoard nimoy was on:
nimoy:...and thats how homer discovered his alien. im lenoard nimoy, good nite.
squeaky voiced teen: uhhh, mr. nimoy, we still have 15 minutes left.
nimoy: oh, ok. let...me...just get something out of my car
(runs, slams car door and spins the tires pulling away)
squeaky voiced teen: uhhh, i dont think he coming back |
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| TranceFusion |
Well I watch mostly FAMILY GUY so....
Stewie: (looks at peter funny after saying something stupid)
"Wait here while I find something to strike you with"
Quagmire: "Hey guys I was just jerking.....eh up from a bad dream"
Stewie: (Talking to lois' buttlers) "You two fight to the death"
"And you....Cut my milk"
THAT OR MY ALL TIME FAVORITE........
Stewie: "I'm COOOK-COOOO FOR CRACK"
YUP :rolleyes:
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| TrancemasterDjs |
When homer and marge sink the judge's boat house....
judge: my grandmother made that quilt!!!
homer: Soo.....It cost you NOTHING....
LOL SIMPSONS are the best...only tv show i watch
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| lMIlk |
family guy:
oh look i have spontaneously combusted |
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| da_MynDLesS_one |
Simpsons:
In the episode where Bart, Lisa, Ralph, Milhouse, and Nelson were all put in a focus group about what they thought about a new itchy and scratchy character:
They all had knobs which pointed either to yes or to no. The executive asks the kids if they would like a fresh new character to be added to itchy and scratchy. They cheer. Then he asks if they would like itchy and scratchy to stick with the same characters they've always had. They cheer. The owner of itchy and scratchy then turns on the light in the room on the other side of the two-way mirror to be seen and starts yelling at the kids to pick one or the other. Ralph starts crying and turns his knob to "no" repeatedly...
LOL
LOL
I'll never get over that one!
Futurama:
The episode when everyone goes and visits a casino on the moon:
Bender starts messing around with one of the game machines to get a prize. Security grabs him and tosses him out of the casino. He says "I'll show you! I'll build my OWN casino! With blackjack! And... and hookers!"
Later on, he, Leila and Fry are running away from an eclipse towards their lunar landing shuttle... since Bender is a robot, he doesn't have to worry about the effects of the eclipse, so they run in and shut the door on him. So he says, "I'll show you! I'll build my OWN lunar landing! With blackjack! And... and hookers!"
LOL
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| Philby |
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Post Office staff: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: ..I don't know. Great plan boy!
Ok Mr Simpson, whats youre reason for wanting to join the Big Brother scheme?
Brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Ummm..revenge
Brain: Thats it, I'm outta here! *footsteps running and door slamming shut*
Homer: I was in the pornography store. Buying pornography.
How was I supposed to know it wasn't a REAL spaceship??
I'm going outside now....to..'stalk'....Lenny & Karl...D'OH!
Krusty gets on the sex ed game at the museum: "Hey baby, remember me?"
after the musem, Homer jumping around: "Ok Homie, I think your'e a little overstimulated. Let's get you home and get some beer in you"
"Woohoo! Beerbeerbeerbeerbeer!"
comic book guy:
100 tacos! this should provide adequate sustenance for the dr who marathon!
can i use the bathroom?
no, you may not! the bathroom is for paying customers only. if you purchase an item, then you may use the bathroom.
*sigh* i hurry back to my comic book store, where i dispence the insults rather than absorb them.
i wanna buy a copy of bonestorm. heres 99 cents.
*sigh* allow me to summarise the proposed transaction. you wish to purchase bonestorm for 99 cents. net profit to me: negative 59 dollars. *chaching!* oh, here is my 59 dollars, i dont want it, its yours! eh eh! seeing as you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, i will close the register at this point.
ugh! this high speed modem is intolerably slow! hmm, the internet king? i wonder if he can provide faster nudity!
that drawing is worth exactly $750 american.
pretty valuable huh?
oooh youre powers of deduction are exceptional! i simply cannot allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes unsolved at this moment! go, go! for the good of the city!
now make like my pants, and split!
a question: is youre name ridley scott or james cameron?
no, its homer.
well then i would thank you for not peering at my screenplay, homer. and if i see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, i will know that you stole my idea!
im just waiting for my kid! (mental note: steal his idea!)
I could go on but I think I'll leave some for other people :)
worst thread ever. |
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| lMIlk |
cardiac episode...worst episode ever
"don't let the cheap hair cut fool you i am actually very wealthy" |
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| rollypoles |
ok...one of the episodes where sideshow bob gets out of jail and the family moves to Terror Lake....so all of the Simpsons are in a room with the FBI talking about the witness relocation program....after trying for a long time to convince Homer that he is now Mr. Thompson;
FBI #1: "When I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' and stomp on your foot, you just simply nod"
"Hello, Mr. Thompson"
Homer: (sits for a few seconds and whispers to FBI #2) "I think he's talking to you"
also, being a huge denver bronco fan....at the end of the episode where Frank Scorpio tries to take over the world he gets Homer a present for his help....and its the Denver Broncos
Homer: "Ahhhh, the Denver BRONCOS!"
its even funnier because they always get ripped on in the show, and the season after the Frank Scorpio episode they won the Super Bowl. |
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by rollypoles
Homer: "Ahhhh, the Denver BRONCOS!"
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lol remember at the end, i hope you're closer to reaching your dream
awwwwww the denver broncos its just not the same |
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