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Favorite Simpsons/Futurama/Family Guy quote (pg. 4)
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| IronDragon |
| Homer- [playing that one sex ed game at the science museum] "Ovulate damnit Ovulate!" |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
ahhahahahahaha! :stongue:
i proclaim this best thread on TA forums in a loooong time! |
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| Az |
some more for ya
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
but the one noone has mentioned, but wins hands down is
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." |
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| Az |
Hehe this ones a biggy, but you'll laff your sides sore :)
Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.
Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art." It could be by a mental patient, a hillbilly or a chimpanzee.
Homer: In high school I was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee!
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa! Get in here. [Lisa walks in] In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...
Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus
Homer: I do have a story about two other young marrieds. Now, the wife of this couple had an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.
Krabappel: We need names!
Homer: Well, er, let's just call them, uh, "Mr. X" and "Mrs. Y." So anyway, Mr. X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!"
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
well theres my favorourite quotes |
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| uwmadtrance |
In tribute to Ralph Wiggum, my favorite Simpsons character, here are my favorite quotes:
R: When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!
MISS HOOVER: Now, take some paste and spread it on the construction paper ... Ralph, Are you eating your paste?!
R: No Miss Hoover
R: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot
CHIEF WIGGUM: You wear 'em till you learn son
R: Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirocheet. Love Ralph
MISS HOOVER: Now, take out your red crayons
R: Miss Hoover?
MH: Yes Ralph?
R: I don't have a red crayon
MH: Why not?
R: I ate it
SUPERINTENDANT CHALMERS: When was the Battle of New Orleans?
LISA: January 8th, 1815. Two weeks after the war ended
SC: First rate
R: What's a battle?
(Best Sequence of Lines)
R: I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! Oooh... I bent my wookie
LISA: Hey Ralph, wanna come with me and Allison to play anigrams?
ALLSION: We take proper names and re-arrange them to form a description of that person
R: My cat's breath smells like cat food
R: I ate all my caps...ow! (Loses effect w/o seeing it)
R: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there
AUDITIONER: Looks like the world is safe once again, eh Fallout Boy?
R: What's for lunch tomorrow?
DIRECTOR: Next.
R: Chicken Necks?
R: My parents won't let me use scissors
CHILDREN: (laughs)
MISS HOOVER: The children are right to laugh at you Ralph, these things couldn't cut butter
R: Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
R: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MH: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
R: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
R: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
MH: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic.
R: Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
LISA: Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
R: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens.
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| Devbert |
Best Simpsons Quote Ever:
Episode where Bart and Lisa are Newscasters on the Kid's News Show. Bart has just finished his inane monologue about the old man and his ducks, which aren't there anymore.
Mr. Burns and Smithers (Watching, tearful):
Burns - Smithers...is it possible our power plant polluted the water, killing those ducks? (Sniffles)
Smithers - Yes, sir.
Burns - (Sheds a tear) Exxxceelllennt.
MWUAHAHAH. I was on the ground laughing after I saw that. Of course I was high, but that made it all the better.
There are too many good simpsons quotes.
Futurama Quote:
Fry and Bender are just about to leave for war. Fry's Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Uncle says:
Uncle: Now be careful Fry.. And if you kill anyone, eat their heart, to gain their courage. Their RICH, TASTY courage. Yummmm(licks lips).
Another good one:
Zapp to Leila before the ship leaves:
Zapp - If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kiff?
Kiff - (Groans) Sexlexia.
There are too many, but a final one:
Zapp to Fry aboard the ship before war:
Fry: Just so we know, whose the enemy?
Zapp: A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history, or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks.
Bender: (In uncontrollable rage)THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS! (Fry holds him back)
And finally Family Guy:
Stewie: But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
Too many good ones. Maybe I'll post more later. |
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| Az |
one more for the road
Homer: What you think I took you to see all those Police Academy Movies for FUN??? Well I didn't see anyone else laughing did you HUH??? Apart from that guy who does the all the voices... weeeeeee... puh puh puh.... ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiip ha ha ha.... |
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| biznology |
| futurama: 'its real velour...its delicious!' |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Devbert
And finally Family Guy:
Stewie: But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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hahahahhahahhahahahaa
that one wuz funny. |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
Simpsooons Quote:
Homer and marge are picking up Jay Sherman from the airport for the film festival.
Jay - "Ah...Homer...You must be the guy that couldn't tell the difference between a pimple or a boil."
Homer - " It was a gummie bear"
I laughed for an hour strait when I heard that.
Kirny - " Ya my divorce was tough on my kid too"
Kirny's son - "I sleep in a drawer"
Homer - "I hope I didn't brain my damage"
And my personal fave.
Maggie - *suck* *suck* *suck*
Family guy:
Death on vacation. At the bar
I forget the fathers name but he is in a biker bar talking to big bad bikers.
Father - Hey u look like Richard Simons
*Gets hit with pool que*
Father - HEH HEH HEH
- Hey u look like richard simons friend....Richard Simons....
*Gets shot* |
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| Rustang! |
Homer: Boy, when I was your age I wanted (something) so bad but my dad wouldn't let me have it, so I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories. |
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| Renegade |
The movie execs:
"He's just a dummy!"
"I know, but he sells tickets...... "
The guy at the bank:
"And I'm sure you'll find these account application forms more exciting than a weekend with batman...."
Homer: "I need to go home now..... for sleep.... "
Cheif Wiggum: "Yes I too must go..... for sleep.... "
Duff Man: "Time to give this brown patch a little H20! Ooohhhhh Yeah!"
Homer: "Hey, I thought you said you broke your ankle.... "
Mark Hamel: "Oh yeah..... well, you see, the thing about that is...." (runs)
Apu: "I have asked you nicely not to handle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again."
Homer: "I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"
Bart: "I believe you dad".
On the sign outside the candy convention:
Candy Convention: Room 1
Candy Shaped Rat Poison Convention: Room 11 |
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