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guys - when you take a piss . . (pg. 3)
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
drop a mud monkey in urinal |
lol the few times ive seen that i totally had the WTF face. |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
1. Unzip
2. Drop pants
3. Piss
4. Look over at the person next to me
5. Look Down
6. Make Conversation
7. Fart
8. Shake hips getting the drips out
9. Pull Pants up
10. Zip
11. Go toward the sink
12. Quickly turn away
13. Rub hands all over the door handle
14. Leave |
great over view;)!
1. Unzip
2. Drop pants
3. squwat
4. piss
5. Look Down
6. grab toilet paper
7. wipe the vagine
8. grab more toilet paper
9. Wipe the vagine again
10. Pull Pants up
11. Zip
12. Go toward the sink
12. Wash hands
13. Dry hands with a towel
14. check what a pretty face us gals have, smile and
15. Leave the bathroom |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Pfft
TP > shake |
Try that camping... |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by L.E.N.
Try that camping... |
I don't camp. |
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| dallastar |
| I don't camp either! HATe it just as much as I hate pancakes! |
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| Omega_M |
Awesome thread  |
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| astroboy |
OK firstly why would anyone need to take their balls out to piss?
It's a simple procedure:
Unzip/unbutton; Pull out dick; Take a slash; Shake 3 times (any more than three shakes = playing with it); Replace dick; Zip up.
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Pfft
TP > shake |
Secondly wtf is TP? |
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| eckmek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
unbutton, unzip, pull out shaft while cupping balls under elastic band of under-garment. |
This man speaks the truth |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Secondly wtf is TP? |
*Slaps forehead* |
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