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guys - when you take a piss . . (pg. 5)
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i thought it was a zipper w/ a button on top? |
Oh in that case I agree, there's no need to unbutton... that's the entire beauty of the fly!! |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I don't camp. |
I figured as much.....Cuz you cant shake. |
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| aquila |
Unzip
Flop the chop out
Move undies elastic outta the way so it doesn't squeeze and prohibit flow
Aim at the water in the toilet bowl
If foam occurs, draw a pattern with the stream
Shake, tap and wank any last few drops out of the shaft
Put member away
Zip up and wash hands. |
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| ItalianPoiSon |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
public or private bathroom . . do you unzip and take just the shaft out? unbutton and unzip? if so, do you take out just shaft? or shaft and balls?
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shaft...
i acturally got a tix for "depoisting waste on a public highway" and it was even a highway it was on a parking meter in downtown guelph.....
good times..... |
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| enferno |
1. unbutton
2. unzip
3. take out shaft AND balls (i gotta give them a breather!)
4. piddle
5. shake a doodle dooo!
6. return genitalia
7. zip & button. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i thought it was a zipper w/ a button on top? |
Yeah, me too. Who the can be bothered unbuttoning their boxer briefs or whatever :wtf:
Or even their regular pants/shirt button?
And Enferno...Sure, your balls may need some air, but do you really need them out there in a public bathroom? What if that guy pissing right next to you...well...you know...can't contain his excitement?
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Yeah, me too. Who the can be bothered unbuttoning their boxer briefs or whatever :wtf:
Or even their regular pants/shirt button?
And Enferno...Sure, your balls may need some air, but do you really need them out there in a public bathroom? What if that guy pissing right next to you...well...you know...can't contain his excitement?
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then i might be forced to make him suck me off |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
then i might be forced to make him suck me off |
:stongue: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Edit: , the imagery. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Yeah, me too. Who the can be bothered unbuttoning their boxer briefs or whatever :wtf:
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its true, i never bother buttonin' the boxers. really difficult to unbutton when drunk. ugh. |
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| kr00t0n |
Public (urinal):
Unzip/unbutton/unvelcro (cargos/jeans/boardshorts)
Shaft out
Piss
Wiggle
Return penor to home
Wash hands
Private:
Sit down as if to
Piss
Wipe
Repantify
Wash hands
Pissitting FTMFW!! |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
its true, i never bother buttonin' the boxers. really difficult to unbutton when drunk. ugh. |
Forget drunk, even when sober, who wants to stand there tweaking around with those little buttons when you're about to take a piss? You just look like a ing weirdo.
Ohhhh, I can't seem to work my ...
Ohhhh, that feels goooood.
It's just not right. Not with those dirty bastards out there that just "happen" to take a piss with you right when you wanna go. Before you know it, that guy beside you with the twitchy smile and the wayward eyeball lures you into a false sense of security.
And then BAM
Anal.
You guys need to be more careful.
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Public (urinal):
Unzip/unbutton/unvelcro (cargos/jeans/boardshorts)
Shaft out
Piss
Wiggle
Return penor to home
Wash hands
Private:
Sit down as if to
Piss
Wipe
Repantify
Wash hands
Pissitting FTMFW!! |
:wtf: Do you really sit? Just to pee? I was about to call you lazy, but now I think, it's actually more effort to do that (ie. zips, buttons, bending, sitting [comfortably], standing, re-buttoning, re-zipping, trying to catch your manhood as it flies out the window).
So much work! I guess it's me that's lazy.
:wtf:
:p |
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