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guys - when you take a piss . . (pg. 4)
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by eckmek
This man speaks the truth |
Glad someone else enjoys a comfortable piss, instead of a rushed one. |
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| idoru |
Best TP ever. |
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| medinaM5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Secondly wtf is TP? |
triple penetration |
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| Theresa |
Camping + being female = suckage and most likely an ass full of mosquito bites + a week full of scratching.
Anyway... |
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| darouge11 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
That you call your penis "momma" is highly disturbing to me, and way more than I needed to know. |
proper lol'd |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
*Slaps forehead* |
*tires slapping forehead repeatedly after peeing*
This isn't working, I'm still getting droplets in my boxers! :whip: |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
triple penetration |
*Tries sticking fingers in nostrils and left earhole simultaneously*
That was slightly arousing, but didn't help remove the excess urine from my penis |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
*tires slapping forehead repeatedly after peeing*
This isn't working, I'm still getting droplets in my boxers! :whip: |
LOL!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Demoted |
| unbutton + unzip. Just shaft. |
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| tubularbills |
why is there a need to unbutton? i don't get it.
unzip, whip out jimmy, whizzle, shake it a widdle, bring back in.
now, things get a little tricky if you are wearing like work out shorts or sweat pants or something that doesn't have a fly....in this instance, you've gotta lower the seam, and whip it out over the top....hold with one hand, while continuing to hold the seam down w/ the other hand.
sounds complicated, i know, but it just takes a little bit of practice to get used to it.
:wtf: i just woke up , and this was the first thread i saw. |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
why is there a need to unbutton? i don't get it.
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I thought they meant the button-fly. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
I thought they meant the button-fly. |
i thought it was a zipper w/ a button on top? |
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