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Anal sex appreciation thread. (pg. 13)
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| L.E.N. |
| Threw it down a few time..but not much of a fan. If it happens, thats fine but could care less if it doesnt. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
so where was i...
ohh yes -
so i hit up this 32 yr old over NYE... i mean i woke up in her bed NYD. but the point is i must've given it to her good cuz she was blowing up my cell for the next week.
now she's good looking and all. but 32. a ing DECADE older than moi. and i just kinda tried to back out of it without making a big deal but it didn't work. let's just say bitch wouldn't take a hint.
so here's a guide of how to get a 32 yr old off your jock. you give in - right! - you give in and you just go there one night and just do your best. i mean really do you ing best. about halfway through the session you finger her - she's down you know she will be she's 32 - then lube it up and ka-pow! rock her all night long make both yous cum hard etc.
once she's passed out. literallly - in her ing bed. i'm serious... you take your pants down (keep it clean grab TP) the ing bed on your side. wipe your ass discard the used TP in the toilet. hopefully she doesn't wake up at this point - which she didn't. then you wake her ass up - make sure it's like 4-5 AM - as I like to call it "the dead hour". and you shake her ass awake you say "i gotta go can i have a kiss" as she gets halfway up for the kiss (still sleepy) maybe smelling something funky but not realizing. you take her head and just rocket it into the . (make sure you have all your stuff with you - you won't be coming back at this point) and you just walk the out get in your car and drive. by then time she realizes what the just happened you'll be halfway down the block and home free. yes your cellphone might get blown up but what you don't have to worry about is her telling someone to come kick your ass. and if she did her friends would probably laugh their asses off and call you a ing pimp.
/problem solving. |
ti blyat chista ah-hui-yel... and I love it, I am glad to call you a fellow comrad. |
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| Synchronicity |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
so where was i...
ohh yes -
so i hit up this 32 yr old over NYE... i mean i woke up in her bed NYD. but the point is i must've given it to her good cuz she was blowing up my cell for the next week.
now she's good looking and all. but 32. a ing DECADE older than moi. and i just kinda tried to back out of it without making a big deal but it didn't work. let's just say bitch wouldn't take a hint.
so here's a guide of how to get a 32 yr old off your jock. you give in - right! - you give in and you just go there one night and just do your best. i mean really do you ing best. about halfway through the session you finger her - she's down you know she will be she's 32 - then lube it up and ka-pow! rock her all night long make both yous cum hard etc.
once she's passed out. literallly - in her ing bed. i'm serious... you take your pants down (keep it clean grab TP) the ing bed on your side. wipe your ass discard the used TP in the toilet. hopefully she doesn't wake up at this point - which she didn't. then you wake her ass up - make sure it's like 4-5 AM - as I like to call it "the dead hour". and you shake her ass awake you say "i gotta go can i have a kiss" as she gets halfway up for the kiss (still sleepy) maybe smelling something funky but not realizing. you take her head and just rocket it into the . (make sure you have all your stuff with you - you won't be coming back at this point) and you just walk the out get in your car and drive. by then time she realizes what the just happened you'll be halfway down the block and home free. yes your cellphone might get blown up but what you don't have to worry about is her telling someone to come kick your ass. and if she did her friends would probably laugh their asses off and call you a ing pimp.
/problem solving. |
Crossed the line there. A real man wouldn't do that, it's sexual assault. No, it really is.
Prosecution:- ".. and after sex I fell asleep. Then I woke up and there was a funny smell, like excrement. The guy then pushed my head against the bed and I felt what I later realised to be excrement at the back of my head. He then ran away. I felt really embarrased and dirty, and went straight to the shower where I had to clean the excrement from my hair and body. Then I called the police"
Defence:- "lol"
Judge - Sentenced to 5 years inprisonment for Sexual Assault.
= Goes to jail, gets ass raped. |
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| Synchronicity |
| quote: | Originally posted by Synchronicity
Judge - Sentenced to 5 years inprisonment for Sexual Assault.
= Goes to jail, finally gets the anal appreciation he always wanted. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Synchronicity
excrement at the back of my head. He then ran away. |
face first.
and you walk away. no sense in running she shouldn't be chasing you at this point or anything....
you know what i don't think you get it at all. |
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| trancepunkk |
| pussies are for ing, asses are for ting. no thanks :eyespop: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| Myself, I'm not a big fan of anal anymore. I can't say exactly why as I'm not actually sure. That said, I have had it on many ocassion and am certainly willing to do it again. I've found quite a number of women really love it and when asked I would always comply, as it seemed to work well for them. |
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| Synchronicity |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
face first.
and you walk away. no sense in running she shouldn't be chasing you at this point or anything....
you know what i don't think you get it at all. |
No I don't.
Oh wait... You shove the girls face in HAHAHAHAHAHAHa, hey then you could piss on her too!!! Make her eat it, YEAH.
Mmn. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
I dunno why a lot of guys like the buttsex? it's just another whole I guess, but why they like it so much |
- Physically, it's a tight region full of nerve endings, so it can be pleasurable to both people engaged. I've heard girls saying the orgasm is even more intense when done properly (I've got no experience as a receiving end, so I can't give you my personal opinion) and, as a guy, I can tell you that feeling the sphincter is something the other side will never be able to emulate :p;
- Culturally, it may be arousing for being "different" and/or "wrong";
- Reproductively, if you get pregnant that way, either you did something really weird, or you're really weird yourself;
- And aesthetically, when you're in, the arse looks great, because of its visual anuslessness.
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Synchronicity
No I don't.
Oh wait... You shove the girls face in HAHAHAHAHAHAHa, hey then you could piss on her too!!! Make her eat it, YEAH.
Mmn. |
wait what?!
too far dude. |
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| Synchronicity |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
wait what?!
too far dude. |
Hehe, I think you missed my point, but whatever. ;) |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
so where was i...
ohh yes -
so i hit up this 32 yr old over NYE... i mean i woke up in her bed NYD. but the point is i must've given it to her good cuz she was blowing up my cell for the next week.
now she's good looking and all. but 32. a ing DECADE older than moi. and i just kinda tried to back out of it without making a big deal but it didn't work. let's just say bitch wouldn't take a hint.
so here's a guide of how to get a 32 yr old off your jock. you give in - right! - you give in and you just go there one night and just do your best. i mean really do you ing best. about halfway through the session you finger her - she's down you know she will be she's 32 - then lube it up and ka-pow! rock her all night long make both yous cum hard etc.
once she's passed out. literallly - in her ing bed. i'm serious... you take your pants down (keep it clean grab TP) the ing bed on your side. wipe your ass discard the used TP in the toilet. hopefully she doesn't wake up at this point - which she didn't. then you wake her ass up - make sure it's like 4-5 AM - as I like to call it "the dead hour". and you shake her ass awake you say "i gotta go can i have a kiss" as she gets halfway up for the kiss (still sleepy) maybe smelling something funky but not realizing. you take her head and just rocket it into the . (make sure you have all your stuff with you - you won't be coming back at this point) and you just walk the out get in your car and drive. by then time she realizes what the just happened you'll be halfway down the block and home free. yes your cellphone might get blown up but what you don't have to worry about is her telling someone to come kick your ass. and if she did her friends would probably laugh their asses off and call you a ing pimp.
/problem solving. |
I can't find a word to describe any of this! :wtf: |
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