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Anal sex appreciation thread. (pg. 43)
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
lol i cant help but to give every gf ive ever dated a uti... there most be something wrong with me :nervous: |
tell them bitches to take a piss after sex.
goddamn not that hard to avoid these things. |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
tell them bitches to take a piss after sex.
goddamn not that hard to avoid these things. |
personally im always to tired or want to sleep, they always wanna cuddle or do something gay... ill be sure to tell those hoes to take a piss from now on! :whip: |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
meg explain from earlier...
i want full story. |
:wtf:
this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
:wtf:
this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd. |
yes! i'd marry you after that too. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
:wtf:
this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd. |
Awesome story! It's funny how we rationalize things, heehee. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
yes! i'd marry you after that too. |
denys, why didn't you marry the first girl that gave you anal? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
denys, why didn't you marry the first girl that gave you anal? |
it was difficult to propose through the gorilla mask... |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
it was difficult to propose through the gorilla mask... |
that's a sad story.. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
that's a sad story.. |
but realistically. there's a difference between getting a slut in a one night anal session. and seeing someone for a time and then one night she just rides the ass on you out of nowhere. i would seriously fall in love. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
:wtf:
this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd. |
:haha: that is so adorable |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
but realistically. there's a difference between getting a slut in a one night anal session. and seeing someone for a time and then one night she just rides the ass on you out of nowhere. i would seriously fall in love. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
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if the whole eli thing doesn't work out (and God i hope not) PM me ;)
hahahahaha |
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