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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
There are a minority of scholars who dispute any historicity of Jesus. |
yeah listen to Zild the great historian |
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| Erotic Buddha |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
haha
This thread is funny. But nothing is funny if it does not have some semblance of truth to it, somewhere. On behalf of the United States of Bush-wah, I formally apologize to the rest of the world for:
- Paris Hilton
- Stealing reality television (please, take it back)
- The southern United States
- Outspoken christian evangelists
- Refusing to use the metric system
- Leaving out the letter 'u' in so many pertinent words
- Paris Hilton
- Replacing the letter 's' with the letter 'z' in so many pertinent words
- Apologizing when we really didn't do anything that other cultures have not done, themselves
I'm sure there's a lot of other things, but I can't be arsed to list them because I'm just a lazy American dip who deserves life far less than the enlightened scholars that every other country in the world produces by the boatload. |
off you far left liberal |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Erotic Buddha
This is me showing how intelligent I am by stating my viewpoints coherently like I am prone and known to do. |
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| Erotic Buddha |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
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he is stereotyping the entire american south and christian folks as backwards, stupid, retarded bible thumping hicks, therefore apologizing to the rest of the world for more than 100 million american citizens of whom he doesn't even know
btw aren't you from some hick southern town in Georgia working in a dead end job at target? he's apologizing to the world for people like you
so yeah he's a typical elitist know-it-all holier than thou lefty |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Erotic Buddha
btw aren't you from some hick southern town in Georgia working in a dead end job at target? he's apologizing to the world for people like you |
I wonder how you knew that... |
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| raverstyles |
| americans should be shot!!! niggaz and wiggers and other losers all deserve to die |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by raverstyles
americans should be shot!!! niggaz and wiggers and other losers all deserve to die |
yea totally! america sucks! |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by raverstyles
americans should be shot!!! niggaz and wiggers and other losers all deserve to die |
No. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
No. |
oh ok. nevermind. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
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That is, by far, one of the best fixes I've seen on this forum. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Erotic Buddha
he is stereotyping the entire american south and christian folks as backwards, stupid, retarded bible thumping hicks, therefore apologizing to the rest of the world for more than 100 million american citizens of whom he doesn't even know
btw aren't you from some hick southern town in Georgia working in a dead end job at target? he's apologizing to the world for people like you
so yeah he's a typical elitist know-it-all holier than thou lefty |
It was total sarcasm though - of course I don't think that everyone in the south is a backwards, religious idiot.
I wasn't being serious.
I am, however, quite serious when I say that I am truly, truly sorry to the rest of the world that we are home to some of the most uppity oversensitive prickfaces on the planet who are unable to realize a pisstake when they see one. Moreso, I am sorry for the American people who have to put up with such idiot bastards possessing equal rights and simultaneously equal opportunity to invoke their flagrant, absorbed sense of nationalism in any kneejerk scenerio.
Once again. I. wasn't. being. totally. serious. before. |
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| raverstyles |
| Im talking about "niggaz" in a non racist way and other losers... the world would be a better place if america was destroyed |
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