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Random Romp Stories..... (pg. 3)
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
wtf is hohli? |
russian derogatory term for ukrainians |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
russian derogatory term for ukrainians |
you commies! |
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| Frenchie |
[enter random Russian swear word here]
EDIT: Sukka |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
[enter random Russian swear word here] |
go with the gold standard babe - "YEBTVOYUMAT'!"... when you say it right it sounds like one word. |
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| Scoops |
| wheres the ROMP stories |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
wheres the ROMP stories |
http://www.romp.org/
on that site... |
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| Scoops |
Wall Street episode is the hardest |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
go with the gold standard babe - "YEBTVOYUMAT'!"... when you say it right it sounds like one word. |
it wouldnt really be YOBTVOYUMAT'? |
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| CrazedOut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
go with the gold standard babe - "YEBTVOYUMAT'!"... when you say it right it sounds like one word. |
:stongue:
Pizdetz |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
My buddy kept trying to go down on me while I was on my period a couple of weeks ago. I told him to quit being gross and that I had a tampon in so he’s like, “ok ok I’ll stop”
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not scared of a little period sex or even a guy going down on me during that time. In fact, I think it’s hot when a guy just doesn’t give a and will do anything to go down there, but at least let me wash first. So we’re in bed watching a movie and I’m totally into the movie, and all of a sudden he wrestles me and pins me down and goes down there and literally tugs on my tampon string with his ing teeth. I was screaming laughing for him to stop but I was mortified at the same time.
He comes back up and he’s like, “haha ok I’ll stop now”
in sicko. |
Another funny one that comes to mind is when I was with my ex from 3 years ago (still friends to this day), and we were out with his best friend and one of my friends (we were trying to hook them up) drinking one night and we started w/ the patron shots. Lol so we’re all on our way back to the apartment and we lived on the 2nd floor and it’s one of those buildings w/ the stairs outside. So we’re all going upstairs, and his buddy and my friend are way ahead of us and they get up the stairs and my ex grabs me at the foot of the stairs before we start to walk up them and we start making out like a bunch of sloppy drunks. Then he pulls me around the corner, underneath that first set of stairs (right by an apt. door, mind you) and pushes me up against the wall (back to him), yanks down my jeans and starts to me right there. hahaha it was like at 3 in the morning, so the chances of those people walking out of their door was slim to none, but still. We totally stayed there, having sex right out in the open, and then walked up the stairs and in the apt. like 10 minutes later and his friend was in his room w/ the door closed and they were banging. lol |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Another funny one that comes to mind is when I was with my ex from 3 years ago (still friends to this day), and we were out with his best friend and one of my friends (we were trying to hook them up) drinking one night and we started w/ the patron shots. Lol so we’re all on our way back to the apartment and we lived on the 2nd floor and it’s one of those buildings w/ the stairs outside. So we’re all going upstairs, and his buddy and my friend are way ahead of us and they get up the stairs and my ex grabs me at the foot of the stairs before we start to walk up them and we start making out like a bunch of sloppy drunks. Then he pulls me around the corner, underneath that first set of stairs (right by an apt. door, mind you) and pushes me up against the wall (back to him), yanks down my jeans and starts to me right there. hahaha it was like at 3 in the morning, so the chances of those people walking out of their door was slim to none, but still. We totally stayed there, having sex right out in the open, and then walked up the stairs and in the apt. like 10 minutes later and his friend was in his room w/ the door closed and they were banging. lol |
that sounds like a ton of ing fun.....pun intended. |
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