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Random Romp Stories..... (pg. 7)
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
and actually i just remembered a good story from a trip to Corpus Christi, TX a couple of years ago too.
but that's for another day. |
i bet it involved cheap mexican hookers didn't it? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Chicken quesadillas., with sour cream. |
!!! laaaaaaavvvvvvv uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
:eyespop: i want!!! |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i bet it involved cheap mexican hookers didn't it? |
i see you've visited texas' southern coast before... |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
i see you've visited texas' southern coast before... |
no, i just know about it though. lol |
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
holy . that is the most awesome 3some story i have ever heard in my entire life.
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seriously.....
gotta admit though. Halloween is the only time of year girls can dress like whores and be proud of it |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
seriously.....
gotta admit though. Halloween is the only time of year girls can dress like whores and be proud of it |
Mardi Gras... |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
seriously.....
gotta admit though. Halloween is the only time of year girls can dress like whores and be proud of it |
Negative…
I bought a slutty pinup sailor girl costume from Hustler a few Halloweens ago…totally thinking, “ it, it’s Halloween, this is an exception”
WRONG. I got groped and grabbed and stared at and harassed right under my boyfriend’s nose all night. I didn’t tell him about any of it because we were coked up and he would have gone to jail if he found out for sure. Lol
And plus I made him dress like Paris Hilton in full drag that year, so watching him fight in a pink mini skirt and pink tank top with a blonde wig and a little pink purse with a stuffed chiauau dog sticking out of it would have been disturbing. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Negative…
I bought a slutty pinup sailor girl costume from Hustler a few Halloweens ago…totally thinking, “ it, it’s Halloween, this is an exception”
WRONG. I got groped and grabbed and stared at and harassed right under my boyfriend’s nose all night. I didn’t tell him about any of it because we were coked up and he would have gone to jail if he found out for sure. Lol
And plus I made him dress like Paris Hilton in full drag that year, so watching him fight in a pink mini skirt and pink tank top with a blonde wig and a little pink purse with a stuffed chiauau dog sticking out of it would have been disturbing. |
Disturbing or awesome?! |
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| Slylee |
disturbing.
i kept looking at him all night like, "Jesus, i can't believe he went for that and is dressed like a total fag right now"
lol
there were actually several other dudes dressed as paris hilton too with blonde wigs and everything...it was awesome.
the year before that, we dressed up as Kobe Bryant and a rape victim.
we got some nasty looks but we also got a lot of high fives and laughs. |
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| superglo |
lemme guess ..
you were Kobe ? :tongue2 |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
and as I told the whole story we paused for a couple of seconds before Zach said, quietly, "Alright dude... I'm the gorilla next year." |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
The gorilla mask, right? |
FKN LOL!
top story, well written.
So the moral of the story is, wear a gorilla mask and your balls are guaranteed to get some action (be it from kicking or some sluts).
Can't believe you drank out of a straw with the mask on. hilarious. |
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| r5a |
Some of those Tucker Max stories are so ing funny.
haha. You guys need to share more stories, now. |
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