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Valentines Day Gifts ----- (pg. 3)
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
in fact I didn't read the above posts. I hope you're getting ideas.... |
Great news, Cale - you can still surprise her with a dick in a box! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Provocative_boi
anybody else wana add anything ..... |
Yeah, Valentines day is for suckers.
/thread. |
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| Provocative_boi |
| is dat all jennypie ... |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Nothing says "I love you" like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving. |
This is true. Plus, I can have lots of different valentines and give them all the same gift. AND it doesn't cost me anything!! Just my pride. But I don't really have any left, so it's okay. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
This is true. Plus, I can have lots of different valentines and give them all the same gift. AND it doesn't cost me anything!! Just my pride. But I don't really have any left, so it's okay. |
LOL! Will you be my valentine??? :wtf: |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
LOL! Will you be my valentine??? :wtf: |
OKAY!!
Don't expect chocolates or roses though! Because all you're getting is my collection of STDs. :gsmile: |
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| urban_legend |
| Mushroom slap always brings a smile to her face. |
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| zokissima |
A coke and a smile. Really.
And some roses. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| Mrs. Hazard and I decided that rather then spend our money buying token gifts that always fail to adequately express the love that we show in abundance through our behaviour toward each other we'd simply ensure neither of us have any other obligations that evening so that we may simply be together. Really, when you're married and have a joint account buying each other gifts just becomes spending each other's money on things you really wouldn't bother with otherwise. |
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
1. Dick in a box
2. in the ass |
:stongue: NIIIICE
Valentines gifts are SO ridiculous/pointless
Will never buy one ever again, EVER:rolleyes: |
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| English Rachel |
This hallmarked Sterling Silver Love heart is a far cry from the original retro ‘I love you’ candies we used to pass around in the playground at school…but it still retains all the charm!
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How can you go wrong? Give your loved one the best gift you can give…the gift of love.
Last Gold Rolo
Catalogue ID: TDH0674
Giving someone your last Rolo used to be the perfect way to show them how much you cared…but the novelty of handing over your last squashed chocolate (albeit delicious) has worn a bit thin, and let’s face it…handing over sweets as a gesture of love is for kids!
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Last Gold Rolo is the perfect Valentine’s gift for your someone special and even makes a fantastic gift from a secret admirer!
So, the question remains…do you love someone enough to give them your Last Gold Rolo? Then it’s time to prove it…just don’t let them bite down on this one!
A dream gift for those under cover agents of love out there - this is a classic, mysterious arrow. A secret chamber in the arrow's shaft contains space for you to handwrite you very own special message inside. It's a whole 347mm of love letter.
The Secret Arrow is made of cast brass with a nickel plating.
You can personalise the arrow by handwriting your very own message on the paper provided and slip your love note inside the arrow itself.
The Measurements of the Secret Arrow are 12mm x 347mm x 65mm.
PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY NOW :(:(:( |
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| Skipper |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
What is your gf getting you for the Steak and Blowjob Day? :p |
Kraft dinner and a high five. |
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