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**Infamous Thread of One-Liners!!! (pg. 2)
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| Vivid Boy |
| to be the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan u got to beat the maaaaaaaaaaaannnnn WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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| evil_bastard |
| A recession is when your neighbour loses his job. A depression is when you've lost yours. |
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| Laun19 |
Your clothes and my clothes would look good togather on the floor
Are you a Lesbian? *answer* ok, wann ?
how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or feterlized?
wanna play pearl harbor? thats a game where i lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
thats all for now... more to come, Johnny :) |
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| evil_bastard |
Here's some moronic statements from George W Bush:
"We've tripled the amount of money—I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available."—Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002
"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit."—O'Fallon, Mo., Mar. 18, 2002
"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right."—Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region."—Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
"The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them."—Albuquerque, N.M., Aug. 15, 2001
"Brie and cheese."—Taunting a reporter who recently spent time on the West Coast, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 23, 2001
"You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate."—Referring to his education bill, Independence, Mo., Aug. 21, 2001 (Thanks to Julie Reagan.)
"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a—a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."—Denver, Aug. 14, 2001
"There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And—but first things first. The—these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework—the groundwork—not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the—all right."—Referring to former Sen. George Mitchell's report on Middle East peace, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 13, 2001 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)
"My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the—in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen."—Crawford, Texas, Aug, 13, 2001 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)
''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."—Rome, July 22, 2001 :stongue:
"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I—it's—I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."—Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."—Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
"Our nation must come together to unite."—Tampa, Fla., June 4, 2001
"Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the equipment as the ice begins to melt, so that the fragile tundra is protected."—Conestoga, Pa., May 18, 2001
"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."—Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001 :stongue:
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."—Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001
"Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state."—Council Bluffs, Iowa, Feb. 28, 2001
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it."—Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001 :stongue:
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 8, 2000
"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." —Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
"They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"It's your money. You paid for it."—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."—Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."—Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000
"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."—Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000
As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."--CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000
Congratulations if you got that far. There are hundreds more if anyone wants any more just ask. There's a page full of them, I've provided some of the shorter, and better ones. |
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| Cyrax |
Time is never wasted, when you're wasted all the time
greetz :D |
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| Vivid Boy |
stiffler women have feelings to you know
WHAT THE ???? |
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| evil_bastard |
I think this one tops the lot!
"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."—Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002
-- George W Bush.
*Ahem*, they dropped two atom bombs on them and waged a bloody 4 year war!
Who the hell elected this man to lead America? Come on, show your faces and be damned... |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| ROFL those george bush ones were in hilarious :D |
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| Philby |
"you know when i said i wouldn't kill you?"
"yeah?"
"i lied!"
arnie drops bady guy off cliff
"hey what happened to whats his face?"
"i let him go"
arnie after he drops bad guy off cliff
"let off some steam bennet!"
arnie impaling bad guy on a steam pipe
above courtesy of arnie from 'commando'
"nazis. i hate these guys!"
indiana jones
oh man there must be more i just cant think of them right now!
just watch any arnie movie!
its great stuff! lol |
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| NY1004 |
| You call me a bitch like its a bad thing... :D |
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| SgtFoo |
I'm not sure it's written out right, but...
"Your are not a special or pretty snowflake."
-Tyler Durden from Fight CLub |
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| Maaz |
hehe, funny thing what Brundle said about Barrichello :stongue: He'll probably say the plane broke down because of Ferrari :D
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Congratulations if you got that far. There are hundreds more if anyone wants any more just ask. There's a page full of them, I've provided some of the shorter, and better ones. |
Please - Give us the link, will ya? :D |
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