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**Infamous Thread of One-Liners!!! (pg. 3)
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| igottaknow |
"jane you ignorant slut"
-dan aykroyd, snl
"Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!"
-Dr. Evil
"You had me at hello"
-Jerry Maguire |
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| djdust |
| quote: | Originally posted by evil_bastard
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it."—Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
"They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
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Hahahahah - these made my day... |
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| Vanilla |
When you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Boxing is a lot like a ballet, except the dancers hit each other |
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| TranceSeeker |
Life is a game, your dick is the STICK
and the woman is the JOY |
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| DevanteS |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
"we're in it because we love the music"
N'Sync |
*mr.Porkchop spits out his drink*
hahahahahaha
:stongue: :wtf: :stongue: :wtf: :stongue: :wtf:
Pork! |
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| BluNine |
| i honestly cant understand why Bush is in office, id rather have a guy who liked getting head than a in moron....i cant wait until ive saved enough cash to move back to europe |
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| Mail Man |
| quote: | Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
"losers whine about trying their best, while winners go home and the prom queen" (the rock) |
Carla was the prom queen :toothless
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
"you know when i said i wouldn't kill you?"
"yeah?"
"i lied!"
arnie drops bady guy off cliff |
it went this way:
"you know when i said i would kill u last?"
"yeah?"
"i lied!"
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| Julie_Spyder |
"Bond, JAmes Bond">> Sean Connery
"Martiney Shaken... not Stured" >> BOND~!!!
"What are you doing here? Looking for shells?">Ursalla Andress
"No i'm just looking" Sean Connery
"Oh James Oh James, will you make love to me all the time in England?" > Daniela Bianchi
"Day and Night" > Sean Connery
"My name is Galore" > Honor Blackman
"I must be dreaming" > Sean connery
"Supose i would Kill you for A thrill?">Diana Rigg
"First time in my life i feel like a Compleate Woman." >Jane Seymour
"For your eyes only darling." > Carole Bouguet
"You have a Very good memory for faces"> Kristina Wayborn
"And figuers" > Rogger Moore
"You were fantastic! WE're free!"> Maryam d'Abo
"Kara, we are in a Russian air base in the middle of Afganistan" > Tim Dalton
"Dont get any ideas Mr. Bond." >Michelle Yeoh
"Do you Excpect me to talk?" > Sean connery
"No Mr. Bond i excpect you to Die.. " > Gert Frobe
"That gun, looks petty enough for a woman." > Sean Connery
" You know much about gun's?" > Adolf Celi
"I'll look personaly to exterminating you Mr. Bond" > Donald Pleasence
"Marry Christmas 007" >Telly Savalas
"If at first you dont sucssed.. Mr. Kidd" >Putter Smith
"Try try again Mr. Wint" >Bruce Glover
"If god wanted man to fly.." > Bruce Glover
"He would of given him wings Mr. Kidd" Putter Smith
"ANy Cost.. ANy Bond must die." > Yaphet Kotto
"You have a NAsty habbit of Surviving." > Louis Jourdan
"HA HA HA You Amuze me Mr. Bond" > Chris Walken
"It's too bad Bond, You could of been a Live Rich man. Instead of a Poor dead one." > Joe Don Barker
" I want you to know this is nothing personal, Purly BUZINESS" > Robert Davi
" WHy cant you be a good boy and DIE!" SEan BEan
"There's no News like bad News" > Jonathon Pryce
"I owe you an un pleasent death Mr. Bond. " > Gotz Otto
"I could of of given you the world."
"the World is not enough"
" I came, I saw, I conncored" > JC
"God is dead" > Nitcztz
"I think therefore i am" > Decartesz
"RIGHT... " Dr. Evil
"ZIP IT.. Would you like to take a taste of my Zipple" Dr. Evil
"GE IN MA BElly " Fat bAstard
"A Sensual MAsasge" Austin powers
"EAT MY SHORTS" Bart simpson
"Do you wnat to be the daddy around here #2, huh.. do you want to wear the pants" (not too sure about that one) DR. evil
"Mini me.. come to papa"
k i think i'll stop now.. :stongue:
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"Yippy Kiy Yayh kiy Yooo Mother F*cker"
"IT's all in the Hips"
"Jeses did this Mosses did that.. Aberham hit me with the wiffol ball bat"
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| Mail Man |
"Ur lucky old man hummel wants u alive"
"Cuz i'll take please in guttin u, BOY"
the rock :) |
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| eye_03 |
one liners eh..
"i tried sniffin coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
there was another one.. but i forget :(
:D :toothless |
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| DJ-Ande |
LMFAO
sum of these are funny e!!!!!!!!! |
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| Aya Brea |
heh, um..
your mom |
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