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The "I witnessed some crazy ****" story thread
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| Theresa |
OMG OMG OMG!!
So I go out with my BF last night to get bubble tea. We're sitting there playing cards, when suddenly some guy goes running behind me.
I turn around to see what the commotion is, and I see this guy with a wet substance all over his back... covering his coat.
I at first assumed the girl he was sitting with had dumped her drink all over him... and I was immediately excited to be a witness of pure, unbridled girl vs. boy drama. However, I quickly realized that the expressions on both of their faces were not that of anger, but more confusion.
The guy looked at his back... inspecting the wet goo that slimed all over his coat, and from his reaction of pure horror and disgust, it all suddenly made sense.
The guy running, the wet back... the disgusted look.
THE GUY JUST GOT PUKED ON!!!
The guy was running to the bathroom because he was about to vomit... on his way, he puked on some random guy in the tea shop.
HOLY !!
I felt so terrible for both of the guys... it was awful.
But I have to admit... I laughed. :stongue: |
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| Zoso |
| This makes me think of the Goonies and the fake puke story. |
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| kid nyce |
was out drinking with some friends
went to NYC's Famous - Grays Papaya around 4:30am to get my 2 hotdogs and Papaya drink, get my hotdogs and i'm standing there by the ledge infront of the window eating my hotdog when I see a guy jump out of the car run up towards the window on the right of me and pipes some guy in the head. Runs back in the car and they drive off.
needless to say the guy was bleeding from his head, i took my hotdogs and started walking because I didn't want to be questioned or be a part of any of that...
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flame jacket on
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TAKE-IT-EASY, someone else was already on the phone with the police so don't give me none of that that I didn't want to help the dude out. He was getting sufficient help from other people so I didn't need to involve myself. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
This makes me think of the Goonies and the fake puke story. |
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... |
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| Ygrene |
| I was at a stop sign once with two cars ahead of me. The car directly ahead of me honks at the front car, wanting him to go. Driver of the front car gets out of his car - pretty quickly - walks back to the other car - whose window is down - and just spits right in the dudes face and gives him the finger and then quickly goes back to his car and drives off. POWNED. |
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| chris harrington |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I was at a stop sign once with two cars ahead of me. The car directly ahead of me honks at the front car, wanting him to go. Driver of the front car gets out of his car - pretty quickly - walks back to the other car - whose window is down - and just spits right in the dudes face and gives him the finger and then quickly goes back to his car and drives off. POWNED. |
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| pmoisse |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I was at a stop sign once with two cars ahead of me. The car directly ahead of me honks at the front car, wanting him to go. Driver of the front car gets out of his car - pretty quickly - walks back to the other car - whose window is down - and just spits right in the dudes face and gives him the finger and then quickly goes back to his car and drives off. POWNED. |
I've done something similar.
I've had lit cigarette butts flipped into my car (Mazda Miata) when the roof has been down. On a few of these occasions (when I can easily find the butt) I've flicked the butt back into the offending car at the next stop.
I don't care if people smoke, but don't throw your in my ing car.
i would do the same to coffee cup & burger wrapper throwers, except there's way fewer of these. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
was out drinking with some friends
went to NYC's Famous - Grays Papaya around 4:30am to get my 2 hotdogs and Papaya drink, get my hotdogs and i'm standing there by the ledge infront of the window eating my hotdog when I see a guy jump out of the car run up towards the window on the right of me and pipes some guy in the head. Runs back in the car and they drive off.
needless to say the guy was bleeding from his head, i took my hotdogs and started walking because I didn't want to be questioned or be a part of any of that...
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flame jacket on
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TAKE-IT-EASY, someone else was already on the phone with the police so don't give me none of that that I didn't want to help the dude out. He was getting sufficient help from other people so I didn't need to involve myself. |
Mine is similar. I was at a local edm night at a small bar, just one bar tender and one security guy. well this drunk was kicked out and was arguing outside. The bar tender came out from the bar with a mag lite. The drunk came back in and starting slurring something to him, I couldn't understand him.
Well the mistake the drunk made was walking towards the barkeep with his hand behind his back. Thats a no-no. The bar tender mashed the dudes head with the mag lite knocking the guy senseless/down. I avoided the blood splatter by inches as I was right behind the drunk.
i needed pictar aid:
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| kadomony |
WAY too much to remember.
mostly in nyc tho.
ummm just a couple days ago there was some bum who came out of a convenience store screaming SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! in an extremely loud raspy voice at random intervals. mind you, this was at 8am in the morning. |
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| stren |
this thing happened to you on a date ? Its a sign, you're boyfriends is gonna throw up on you during sex, only way to prevent it, is to dump him
(or take a dump on him) |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
this thing happened to you on a date ? Its a sign, you're boyfriends is gonna throw up on you during sex, only way to prevent it, is to dump him
(or take a dump on him) |
lol.
But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. |
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