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I just got banned from watching 300...
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| Kytracid |
We had all lined up in front of the theatre for about 30 minutes, before being ushered in. As luck would have it, I had to stand right next to two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling into the theatre all the while I had to endure these farking dykes constantly bitching about how long they had to wait before the movie started. Mind you, it was only 11:30 and this was the midnight show. It turns out they had intended to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and were in the wrong theatre.
Suddenly, the ugliest of the two bitches stands up and exclaims in a hideously shrill voice "This is the wrong farking movie! Now wonder it's so packed in here - This is madness !!!"
I just had to do what I did next...
I spun around to face her, my chest proudly thrust forward as a growl broke from my lips and turned into a mighty roar of - "This is SPARTA !!!".
Then I kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. This shocked most people, but about 80% of the theatre started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it, just so I could tell you all this story. |
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| jchung52 |
| that is wicked. youre my hero |
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| electro88 |
| what the hell haha |
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| geroin |
lmfao i wish there was a video of this
what are getting charged with? |
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| Atho |
| sounds like a maddox post |
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| E2EK1EL |
| SID, the BITCH KILLA!!!! |
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| Rodrico |
| This is a post from some other website forum, almost word for word. Good morale to the story though. |
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| RobotHouse |
| Repost, but still funny. |
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| King Luis |
| HAHAHAHAHHAH thats halarious |
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| Skipper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kytracid
Then I kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. This shocked most people, but about 80% of the theatre started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it, just so I could tell you all this story. |
You're an idiot.
You should get banned from a lot more than 300...like, procreation, perhaps. |
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| DarkAngel |
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Best thing I've read today!
I LOVE IT!!!!! |
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| Matt |
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