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The 300 (i know, enough already) (pg. 2)
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Which was just as awful. |
i actually liked this movie... yes, a LOT of the lines and HOW the lines were delivered were cheese as hell but i think that was because it was suposed to sound "noir-ish" like back in the day... |
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| Glassball |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
i give you, a movie summary:
leonidas: omg sparta, i kill peepz!
persian messenger: don't kill peepz?
leonidas: i kill peepz!
spartan people: yo we might not need to kill peepz...
leonidas: i kill peepz!
300 random spartans: HAA HAA HAA!!!
leonidas: omghi2u, buttsechs?!?!?!
queen: lolk
arbitrary hunchback: yo lmme fite?
leonidas: i kill peepz!......you don't
arbitrary hunchback: :(
random persians: lol we're lepers!
leonidas: yo guys we gotta battle soon, lets watch the speech from braveheart
arbitrary spartan soldier: we forgot the vcr
leonidas: aw . um..... FREEDOM> GLORY> I KILL PEEPZ!!!! then i prolly die, but w/e its cool
xerxes: not all persians are leperes...i am superhomo!!!
leonidas: lol i fight u?
xerxes: gay people are loving and compassionate. AND HAVE ANGRY EYEBROWS PAINTED ON THEIR FACESLOL!!!!
leonidas: IIIII KILLLLL PEEEPZZZZ!
*fight for a while*
a few spartans: guys!
*they die*
arcadian leader: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.
leonidas: aye, fight and you may die. run, and you'll live - for a little while. and dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that SPARTANS KILL PEEPZ11!!!!!!!
spartan soldiers: HA HA HA!
*everyone dies*
/movie |
:mad: Thanks for ruining the movie for those who haven't seen it!
Jerk. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Glassball
:mad: Thanks for ruining the movie for those who haven't seen it!
Jerk. |
lol if you were expecting a good plot or something and thats what ruined... i just saved you a couple bucks :p |
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| weymouth |
| if anything the movie made me hit the weights again |
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| stren |
| I saw an animated graphic novel, what the did YOU expect ? |
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| Tigo |
| Yo mezzir, you should check out "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield. More graphic than Frank Millers novel and it's actually historically accurate in every way, cept for the story line of course. Definitely a good read. |
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by weymouth
if anything the movie made me hit the weights again |
I was thinking the same thing, after seeing the preview. :haha: |
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| Caela |
the movie was pretty laughable
the special effects were sick
the guys were RIPPED :toothless
and the sex scene was just funny...
so if you want a good date movie, this was it...the guys will enjoy it, the girls will swoon at the dudes on screen, and you won't walk out of the theater with a lot to contemplate about. |
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
leonidas: omg sparta, i kill peepz!
persian messenger: don't kill peepz?
leonidas: i kill peepz!
spartan people: yo we might not need to kill peepz...
leonidas: i kill peepz!
300 random spartans: HAA HAA HAA!!!
leonidas: omghi2u, buttsechs?!?!?!
queen: lolk
arbitrary hunchback: yo lmme fite?
leonidas: i kill peepz!......you don't
arbitrary hunchback: :(
random persians: lol we're lepers!
leonidas: yo guys we gotta battle soon, lets watch the speech from braveheart
arbitrary spartan soldier: we forgot the vcr
leonidas: aw . um..... FREEDOM> GLORY> I KILL PEEPZ!!!! then i prolly die, but w/e its cool
xerxes: not all persians are leperes...i am superhomo!!!
leonidas: lol i fight u?
xerxes: gay people are loving and compassionate. AND HAVE ANGRY EYEBROWS PAINTED ON THEIR FACESLOL!!!!
leonidas: IIIII KILLLLL PEEEPZZZZ!
*fight for a while*
a few spartans: guys!
*they die*
arcadian leader: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.
leonidas: aye, fight and you may die. run, and you'll live - for a little while. and dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that SPARTANS KILL PEEPZ11!!!!!!!
spartan soldiers: HA HA HA!
*everyone dies*
/movie |
looooooooooooooooooool |
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| colonelcrisp |
| someone post that red sauce on pasta gif..... it was teh funneh... honestly i didnt watch the movie until after i saw that gif and i lol'd so hard in the theatre... the movie was great if your into decapitation and limb removal, but following the plot was almost as useless as a fat guy looking for his penis..... never gonna find it. my gf did like the rippling CGI 6 packs the spartans were sportin.... and the scene where the queen gets banged in the ass was pretty good too. |
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| Boomer187 |
so I guess there's no one that appreciates history here :( it told a fairly accurate story of the spartans while still keeping the hollywood edge.
I thought it was damn cool, the spartans were born warriors, and smart ones. And them emphasized it a lot. plus it had boobies. And whoever says a movie with boobies is bad should be pinched really really really hard on their tricep. |
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| Orbax |
The movie was a spectacle. The story line is amazing
It was called the battle of Thermopylae and Frank Miller made the novel out of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_thermopylae
Who here had heard of this crazy ass tale before the movie trailers started appearing?
When xerxes was threatening that no one will remember him, we get a striking thought...a graphic novelist 2400 years later turned it into a worldwide event.
The whole thing was done on a stage, and it was acted out like a play. Much like Scorcese's flick, Gangs of New York, it was supposed to be dramatic and hyped up and filled with speeches.
If they seemed long, remember these speeches were written along with painstakingly hand drawn frames for the novel.
If anyone has seen Berserk, youll realize the Manga was much more impressive than the movie. Its the nature of the medium. A life's work vs a directors project for a few years.
It was intense in color, sound, visuals, and historical accuracy. Xerxes tent conveyed the occult nature very well and his gay hands on Leonidas' shoulders was supposed to be gay and really uncomfortable.
It seems to me making the claim that its a ty movie because its loud is like hating a rock concert for the same reason.
Its supposed to be?
PS the subplot of how ripped those dudes are was cool. check out 300themovie.com and look at the movie journals. they have how they trained in there.
Pretty intense. |
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