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My WTF at Guv (pg. 4)
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by rulzz
on the second thought you should've just poored all the water left back onto her |
and make sure you get the gum in her hair |
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| lawrenceq |
| uve witnessed them personally? |
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| SniFFleS |
| u should have stolen her wallet then waited for her to get home then knock out her teeth with a baseball ball. then shove ur dick in her mouth then tell her not to choke on that! |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by SniFFleS
u should have stolen her wallet then waited for her to get home then knock out her teeth with a baseball ball. then shove ur dick in her mouth then tell her not to choke on that! |
hahaha score |
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| nusty |
| quote: | Originally posted by lawrenceq
uve witnessed them personally? |
no, but they're legendary. ;) |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lightshow
So, im at the Guv and theres this chick dancing in front of me, and she's all sweaty and looks messed. so i offer her my bottle of water and she takes a sip. As she was about to hand me my bottle back she changed her mind and decided to take another sip, or so i thought. instead this bitch spits her gum into my bottle, hands it back to me and has the nerve to say "dont choke on it"...
WTF |
lol thats awesome |
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| Abercrombie |
| Yeah as if... next thing you tell me is Jenna Jameson originally missed her first Guvernment show cuz she had bad plastic surgery on her vagina. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by activate
you got served |
hahahahhaha |
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| SniFFleS |
| This guy was offering dick to the lady not a drink. |
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| spfdz |
| I never offered a stranger water, altho a girl did ask me for some of my water once. I never thought to have checked it before taking it back lol. |
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| RobotHouse |
| quote: | Originally posted by above'N'beyond
Not to mention if your lightstick starts leaking for any reason, those chemicals are extremely poisonous and your good as dead. But at least youll glow all the way to the hospital.... |
glow sticks these days are nontoxic. ive seen people break them open and paint their faces with the contents |
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| nusty |
| quote: | Originally posted by RobotHouse
glow sticks these days are nontoxic. ive seen people break them open and paint their faces with the contents |
ummm that just means the wizard didn't give them a full brain.
Glowsticks are normally made of hydrogen peroxide that is kept separate from a solution of a phenyl oxalate ester, until you crack the stick and allow them to mix together. I wouldn't want to consume either of these. While putting them on your face is one thing, digesting them is another completely.
While there are a few different ways of making a glowstick all of them involve at least 2 chemical compounds interacting with one another and then bonding to a colored dye. I'd say well over 95% of them are made with Hydrogen Peroxide and Phenyl Oxalate Ester... not a recipe for health. |
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