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My WTF at Guv (pg. 6)
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| riskytrader |
If you offer your water to anyone just give them the rest of the bottle and do not take it back. Besides the obvious like colds you can get oral herpes just be sharing drinks/utensils or anything even if they don't have a visible cold sore. Plus they are not curable! Why bother taking the chance.
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lightshow
So, im at the Guv and theres this chick dancing in front of me, and she's all sweaty and looks messed. so i offer her my bottle of water and she takes a sip. As she was about to hand me my bottle back she changed her mind and decided to take another sip, or so i thought. instead this bitch spits her gum into my bottle, hands it back to me and has the nerve to say "dont choke on it"...
WTF |
maybe that's her way of saying, she didn't like the lightshow you provided :conf: |
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| Endgame |
Hahaha amazing story.
Lightsh0wned. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by _EuG_
Maybe she was upset that the water didnt contain any additional druGs |
hehe |
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| DaRoZa |
I know a guy who got rejected just as badly at a bar, and before leaving he walked up to the girl later on and nonchalantly stuck gum in her hair.
she already took care of step 1 for you :D next time you know what to do! |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by El Kay Dee
talkin bout bottles and guv...whats with putting glowsticks in ur bottle?? |
they saw the movie "A Midsummer's Night Rave" ... and all wanted to be that legit!
Puck for LIFE! Magic water! |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by SniFFleS
u should have stolen her wallet then waited for her to get home then knock out her teeth with a baseball ball. then shove ur dick in her mouth then tell her not to choke on that! |
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Cro_Addict |
| lol funny story.. |
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| mdm8 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cro_Addict
lol funny story.. |
bump of the year award |
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| WittyHandle |
| He should've dumped it on her head. |
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| hax-a-million |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
He should've dumped it on her head. |
totally - first thing that came to mind
bonus pts for getting the gum stuck in her hair and/or frying her phone in the process |
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| SPANIARD |
| It took that bump for me to realize that I totally forgot about The Show. :( |
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