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Thread worthy shi*t (Are squirrels immortal?) (pg. 3)
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| KilldaDJ |
| u need some fermented pumpkins and a BB gun. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
So, I guess the real question here is which is lamer, nailing a fat chick or having a wank?:wtf: |
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
I really want to touch one. They must be soft as . |
LMFAO! Yeah me too.:p |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Also, if immortal, is it Highlander rules or Elf rules?
Highlander: Only other highlanders (in this case squirrels) can kill you
Elf: Lived before and will live after humans. So long lived by human standard to be called immortal, but not truly "live forever" |
actually anyone can kill an immortal in highlander if they decapitate them :wtf: |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| instead of squirrels, i wish we had iguanas around here... or newts. i love amphibians. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
I really want to touch one. They must be soft as . |
I used to feed them in college until one day one of them bit me and I had to get a tetanus shot. |
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| biznology |
| cuz theyre fing delicious for man or beast| |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
my question is if all give milk. case in point would be a really ing fat human male. so, if any girls have ed/foreplayed a really ing fat human male and sucked his tit during the intimacy.exe process, did milk/sticky/the thing that makes your tongue go mnhegh mnhegh stuff come out? |
lmao....:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| pmoisse |
LOL
awesome thread.
It's these important questions that keep us sharp.
I think they're plotting against us, personally. However, I haven't seen many of them since I moved to Holland from Montreal.
I think I'm safer here. |
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| paulandrews |
This is quite interesting:
| quote: | LONDON (Reuters) - A squirrel is spreading terror in a Cheshire town where it keeps attacking people.
Its latest victim was a two-year-old girl, British newspapers reported on Thursday.
Children have been attacked, grown men chased and residents of Knutsford, central England, are fearful of letting their kids out to play, the Times newspaper said.
The rogue squirrel's latest attack was on toddler Kelsi Morley who was bitten on the forehead.
"It was awful because she (Kelsi) was spinning around and we couldn't get it off," her mother told the newspaper.
"From the amount of blood there was, I thought it had taken Kelsi's eye out."
The squirrel eventually let go and the terrified youngster was rushed to a doctor.
Colin Booty, a senior scientific officer in the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said it was very unusual for a squirrel to behave like this.
Local resident Blanche Kellye said the problem was not funny. "Everyone round here is living in fear...it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again."
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | | I'll never trust squirrels again. |
Ok, that made me lol. |
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| Slylee |
| what a great question. there are a ton of squirrels by me too and i never see a dead one. |
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