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| wizniz |
i just snuck in to my senior prom.
tickets were $80. that.
i dressed in:
work pants (black dress pants)
work shoes (semi-formal black shoes)
jockey black socks
boxers
tuxedo shirt loaned from school orchestra
red suspenders left to me by my deceased grandpa
very sexy for him cologne
yes.
i walked through the front door... got some looks from the watchers who had apparently said no one could leave/come back.
immediately i had a friend nearby who said "so find your wallet?"
"yes. i did."
boom!
door watchers start walking over...
some nearby cops. uh... start talking to them! recognized one from DARE and the other from when they busted my party lol
talked about "crackdown" for xbox360 with them and invited them to walk me to the door to the dance while we talked about it.
said "later, officers"
entered said dance and immediately chatted up everyone, including the hot health/phys ed teacher. she said she loved my suspenders.
freak danced some ho's and bros and drank the water for free.
left because the dj sucked. "LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!!!" x3
ballin'
cor3 version:
i snuck into prom. chea. |
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| bas |
What a great way to spend your Saturday night...and it's not even 11pm yet. That article in the school paper REALLY must have paid off  |
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| chach |
um wheres the blowjob or some ass... something!?!
FAIL |
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| medinaM5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
freak danced some ho's and bros |
:o |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
:o |
he freak danced with guys :conf:
lol whatever freak dance means.... |
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| igottaknow |
| i just snuck into your thread. :wtf: |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
um wheres the blowjob or some ass... something!?!
FAIL |
lol ill update tomorrow, dick |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
lol ill update tomorrow, dick |
I just expect so much more out of you ;) |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
tuxedo shirt loaned from school orchestra |
What do you play? |
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| tubularbills |
prom, holy i feel old.
you all need to age. now! :whip: |
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| narcism |
i never understood the concept of having a prom?
Does it have a purpose? |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
i never understood the concept of having a prom?
Does it have a purpose? |
yehh me neither, i think im skipping mine in my junior year , myght as well spend the night in the city. |
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