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So I was banned from my local mall tonight...[Long Read] (pg. 4)
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| Arbiter |
What does "banned from the mall" even mean? I admit that, malls being filled to the brim with the dredges of society, I avoid them like the plague, but I can't remember ever having to identify myself to gain access to mall property, or even having my identity checked in any way while I was there. As far as I know, I don't even have to bring any identification should I choose not to. So I can not see how they could know if I had been previously "banned" or not.
I mean, I suppose that if you returned whilst banned, and then did something else to attract the attention of security... then they might be able determine that you were supposed to be banned, and possibly get you charged with trespassing or something, but it does not seem very reliable or meaningful unless you plan to get into more brawls there in the near future.
In conclusion, I bequeath to you the following advice (results not guaranteed):
1. Be like Nou; ignore the "ban." Don't be like Nou other than that, though.
2. A pink shirt featuring a bunch of upside-down transparent scrotums is bound to attract some "attention."
3. While we are on the subject of the male genetalia - a kick to the balls teaches longer-lasting lesson than a palm strike to the chest.
4. Get some McDonalds or something from the food court next time; you will be the first to perish in time of famine.
5. If you had to go get your phone from your car, then obviously you don't carry it wherever you go. If you lie about your phone, we can assume you are lying about the rest of your "story." Better luck next time, you lying fag.
Dearest regards,
Arbiter |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
In conclusion, I bequeath to you the following advice (results not guaranteed):
1. Be like Nou; ignore the "ban." Don't be like Nou other than that, though.
2. A pink shirt featuring a bunch of upside-down transparent scrotums is bound to attract some "attention."
3. While we are on the subject of the male genetalia - a kick to the balls teaches longer-lasting lesson than a palm strike to the chest.
4. Get some McDonalds or something from the food court next time; you will be the first to perish in time of famine.
5. If you had to go get your phone from your car, then obviously you don't carry it wherever you go. If you lie about your phone, we can assume you are lying about the rest of your "story." Better luck next time, you lying fag. |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
That twat got off lightly from you. He deserved what he got. Too bad about the cops not believing your side of the story. Always the case though.
You shoulda called Ygrene to come and do the throat punch. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by CrazedOut
WTF is the matter with people?! |
I dunno, they all seem to be psychotic, like this guy here...
| quote: | Originally posted by CrazedOut
in a, I would've ing shot the kid, and then shot the ing guards as well, and when I get to court, I'd shoot the ing judge! |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
I think I've actually gone an entire year without going to a mall, and I live right next to the third largest mall in the USA.
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same, except Australia (obviously)
| quote: | Originally posted by eRRaTiK
wtf is up with mall violence anyhow? must be a US thing. I watched a doco on wallmart and how it's the devil corporation sucking the life out of mum and dad businesses across the states. Anyways there was a bit about how there's so much violence in the wallmart car parks and their security (what security?) measures are less than adequate. |
we get a bit of it here, not heaps though.
| quote: | Originally posted by Jansa
Next time say something like "go away or I'll punch you in the face" with a really calm voice. Has worked for me twice. :)
Saying "I don't want any trouble" never really works with these kind of bitches. |
yeah, saying "I don't want trouble" identifies you as a , and these guys are out for a fight so they'll go you then as they think it'll be easy.
They were out for a fight, trying to be tough. Good on you for teaching them a in lesson. I'd go back and see if they're there again. Just walk past a wink at him
I don't get that you had your back against the wall and the dunderhead security guards didn't put it together though. I also don't get why you would leave your phone in your car, it'd be broken into in about 47 seconds and why you wouldn't take it with you anyway |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
damn, i'm sorry. what sorry clowns to try and start trouble with you because of your shirt. that's why i can't stand belligerent teenagers with nothing better to do. it's okay though because they'll probably be pumping your gas some day...
the mall should have security cameras around for evidence... |
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| superglo |
i once got mistakenly jumped in a mall because someone thought i had stolen their camera. to make matters worse i was arrested by the cops because someone reported that there was a fight and i was the only one still there when they arrived.
the cops let me go after making me sit around at the station for 1 1/2 hours while they checked to see if i had any sort of criminal record. unfortunately i did, but thats another story.
anyways.. they let me go. a friend picked me up and we headed back to the mall. we saw the guys who jumped me sitting in front of a starbucks and one of them comes up to me and says, ' give me back the camera or i'll kick your ass again '. i told him i didnt take any damn camera but then he and his 4 friends stood up and walked towards us.
so me and my mate, we throw the starbucks chairs at them and beat the crap out of them.
a week later we bumped into them again, in the same mall. we beat the crap out of them again. this goes on and on till one day one the kids brings out his bigshot triad brother or something and confronts us.
ok. heres the funny thing. my best mate is the lieutenant of the triad boss handling the mall.
so we managed to sort things out. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by superglo
ok. heres the funny thing. my best mate is the lieutenant of the triad boss handling the mall.
so we managed to sort things out. |
Oooft. Body Bags? hahahah |
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| iammesol |
Wow I hate little kids that think they're the shizz. :o
You did the right thing. Appeal to the mall 
Oh, and nice shirt :D |
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| superglo |
they bought us lunch..
lol |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
As the kid gets near me I don't even hesitate, and after all the I was being given and through all the false claims I lose my cool and knock the kid right in the ing face with my right hand and then palm strike him in the chest to make sure he fell flat on the ground.
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