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I have more fun in my dreams than in real life... (pg. 7)
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| inconspicuous |
| no, but I have kicked & punched walls & doors in my sleep before. That's always mildly amusing. |
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| Slylee |
u just reminded me about my ex jacking me in the face while we were sleeping. it wasn’t hard enough to bruise me but he gave me a fat lip for the day. haha it was so weird.
i'm laughing now, but i was actually really pissed off.
i got up and punched him back in the arm and i was like, "WHAT THE ! WAKE UP":whip:
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
I've kicked an ex of mine literally clean off the bed in my sleep before when I had sleep paralysis and thought I was being attacked.
And I've kicked the same ex out of bed yet again when I was dreaming I was playing football. I scored though.
Thank I don't do that any more. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I've kicked an ex of mine literally clean off the bed in my sleep before when I had sleep paralysis and thought I was being attacked.
And I've kicked the same ex out of bed yet again when I was dreaming I was playing football. I scored though.
Thank I don't do that any more. |
i got sleep raped by my ex. lol |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
I've had 'sleep sex' before. I woke up the next day and it was literally like that scene out of Me, Myself & Irene where he tries to go for a piss. I have no recollection of getting laid that night.  Awesome. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
one time i fell asleep on the couch with a guy i dated. i woke up because he elbowed me in the head and then said "MMMMM khlav kalash
!" and then pushed me off the couch. that relationship didn't last long. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
like this khlav kalash
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yikes that sucks.
does anyone have jumpy limbs? i will literally be JUST about to crash completely and then my leg just all of a sudden jerks up in the air...or my arm. it's weird. |
I do this, but my whole body jerks. Like I'm about to land after a fall. |
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| EliPsE |
| If you want to have crazy dreams take some melatonin along with some valerium root and you will have the most vivid( most likely violent) dreams ever lol |
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