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Who are the people in your neighborhood? (pg. 8)
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| idoru |
My neighborhood is pretty much upper-middle-class. Everyone used to be really friendly, but most of the people around us ended up moving out, and I think we're one of the oldest residents at 20 years (yeah, I've lived in this same house my whole life).
Right now, one next door neighbor is this incredibly overweight lady with two kids who never gets out of the house and a husband who's a stereotypical MS nerd who hasn't seen sunlight in ages. The other next door neighbor is a family of four with a hot yet extremely bitchy wife, a really cool seven year-old kid and a newborn daughter. The husband has always spent the fourth of July with us instead of her sister (who's family lives two houses down) because he prefers to be active as opposed to sitting around and just drinking.
Across the street is one house that's inhabited by a single male, one house with a family of three with a sexist husband, and another with incredibly liberal yoga/vegan/Buddhist/Free Tibet couple who's wife has a history of hitting on me.
Aside from those weird people, the entire neighborhood is really cool, calm, and clean. The people here are great. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
lol, no but I know exactly what you mean.
now if i lived on larrabee and chicago i'd have a legitimate gripe. $750k townhomes on one side of the street, cabrini on the other. |
lol, i got lost on larabee one time walking, and all of a sudden, i'm like, "huh, there's cabrini green....now where was that police station...."
later on to be yelled at by mexican construction workers. and walked throuh many drug deals.
only to then be approached by a black cop who said, "you're lost aren't you". :( |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
who's wife has a history of hitting on me.
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Last weekend my roommate and I were sitting out on our back parking area / concrete slab behind our building (inconsp/tbills would know what I mean) and a woman who lives up the street drove by us in the alley in her big black Range Rover. She stopped and rolled down the window and asked us, "If you boys get hot sitting out in the sun you're more than welcome to come take a dip in my pool. The nanny might be around but just open the front gate and walk around. I'll be home all afternoon. Are you guys normally free during the daytime?"
I totally should have hit that. She was hot, too. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Last weekend my roommate and I were sitting out on our back parking area / concrete slab behind our building (inconsp/tbills would know what I mean) and a woman who lives up the street drove by us in the alley in her big black Range Rover. She stopped and rolled down the window and asked us, "If you boys get hot sitting out in the sun you're more than welcome to come take a dip in my pool. The nanny might be around but just open the front gate and walk around. I'll be home all afternoon. Are you guys normally free during the daytime?"
I totally should have hit that. She was hot, too. |
alright bobby. since when did you turn gay. lol j/k |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| I live next to a soup kitchen and across the street from one of the most popular bar/pizza joints in the neighborhood. Its loud, its obnoxious, ocassionally dangerous, but totally worth it. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Last weekend my roommate and I were sitting out on our back parking area / concrete slab behind our building (inconsp/tbills would know what I mean) and a woman who lives up the street drove by us in the alley in her big black Range Rover. She stopped and rolled down the window and asked us, "If you boys get hot sitting out in the sun you're more than welcome to come take a dip in my pool. The nanny might be around but just open the front gate and walk around. I'll be home all afternoon. Are you guys normally free during the daytime?"
I totally should have hit that. She was hot, too. |
:stongue: :stongue:
i can only imagine how durty that pool would have been.... :nervous: but if there was a hot nanny involved... |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
I live next to a soup kitchen and across the street from one of the most popular bar/pizza joints in the neighborhood. Its loud, its obnoxious, ocassionally dangerous, but totally worth it. |
i still think you sohuld stand outside that soup kitchen and say, "HEY! no soup for you!" |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
alright bobby. since when did you turn gay. lol j/k |
I had other women on my agenda that afternoon. ;) |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
:stongue: :stongue:
but if there was a hot nanny involved... |
exactly. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I had other women on my agenda that afternoon. ;) |
LOL ok good call. |
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| UWM |
| ben, when is danny playing LA again? i already told clovis this, but whenever he does I am flying back out there. i miss that city. it was like fantasy land. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
ben, when is danny playing LA again? i already told clovis this, but whenever he does I am flying back out there. i miss that city. it was like fantasy land. |
SOON! july 3rd at this really small venue 10mins from my place. if you want to fly in for that you can stay at my place. we are hoping he plays vanguard either the weekend before or after. |
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