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| gwrmarines |
www.tuckermax.com
This guy is awesome! He is my new idol. Read that stuff on his page and you'll be laughing your ass off. Pure gold.
Heres a random paragraph i took from UT Weekend.
He's trying to pick up some chicks here one is tall one is short he likes the short girl more
TheCousin "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?"
Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?"
Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation."
Tucker "You ing cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy ing stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all ing die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them." |
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| Trance Nutter |
| oh the hilarity |
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| Taranis |
| Yeah there are some hilarious stories there. Pity he never updates the site :( |
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| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
www.tuckermax.com
This guy is awesome! He is my new idol. Read that stuff on his page and you'll be laughing your ass off. Pure gold.
Heres a random paragraph i took from UT Weekend.
He's trying to pick up some chicks here one is tall one is short he likes the short girl more
TheCousin "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?"
Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?"
Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation."
Tucker "You ing cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy ing stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all ing die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them." |
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| Nsonic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Taranis
Yeah there are some hilarious stories there. Pity he never updates the site :( |
I thought he went on hiatus to go write a script for Comedy Central or work on his book >_> |
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| Taranis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nsonic
I thought he went on hiatus to go write a script for Comedy Central or work on his book >_> |
Yeah that would explain it. I actually have one of his books, it was going for $15 and I had a gift voucher on me, so :| |
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| david.michael |
Tucker Max is great... his book is gold, as well. I haven't read the whole thing but I skimmed through it and was loving it.
P.S.- look up the story about the girl he dated that took him to court, etc. Complete with vids, screenshots of legal papers, etc. It's good stuff. |
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| RJT |
| Tucker Max is so full of I can smell it right through the internets. |
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Tucker Max is great... his book is gold, as well. I haven't read the whole thing but I skimmed through it and was loving it.
P.S.- look up the story about the girl he dated that took him to court, etc. Complete with vids, screenshots of legal papers, etc. It's good stuff. |
Yup thats on there i read it a lil bit ago what thunder****. She wasnt what i pictured in my head while reading it. Then i saw the video of him slaping her as and saying run along now, this is man talk. bwahahahahahaha I thought she had brown hair....
OMG you have to read the Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly.
He dances in the mirror with himself for an hour thinking its a chick and thought he fell in love. :haha: |
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| miamitrance04 |
| welcome to 2003 |
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by miamitrance04
welcome to 2003 |
Thanks:rolleyes: |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by miamitrance04
welcome to 2003 |
and repost. |
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