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Contact lense rolled behind eyeball and is lost... (pg. 2)
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
get one of those small bottles of coke that come out of vending machines. Pour it into the sink that is plugged. Put your face in there with your eyes open and blink several times. The acid of the soda circle around your eye and then dissolve the lens and then you won't have to go to the doctor to have your eye removed. |
Genius. |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
get one of those small bottles of coke that come out of vending machines. Pour it into the sink that is plugged. Put your face in there with your eyes open and blink several times. The acid of the soda circle around your eye and then dissolve the lens and then you won't have to go to the doctor to have your eye removed. |
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| tubularbills |
| this is the number one reason why i will never get contacts. that thought freaks me out more than anything else. i mean, what if the lense severed your optic nerve or something???:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Magnus |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
this is the number one reason why i will never get contacts. that thought freaks me out more than anything else. i mean, what if the lense severed your optic nerve or something???:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
Don't say like that?!?! :nervous: I'm going home tonight and will go to work on getting this out. If I fail then its doctor time. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
get one of those small bottles of coke that come out of vending machines. Pour it into the sink that is plugged. Put your face in there with your eyes open and blink several times. The acid of the soda circle around your eye and then dissolve the lens and then you won't have to go to the doctor to have your eye removed. |
you are acting more and more like DJ Confessions now.
To the thread starter, perhaps the lens just fell off somewhere, and you failed to notice it ? |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magnus
Don't say like that?!?! :nervous: I'm going home tonight and will go to work on getting this out. If I fail then its doctor time. |
buy a large container of 0.9% Normal Saline solution.
lean over a clean, empty garbage can.
hold your eye open.
have someone rinse your eye out.
it works.
i used to be a medic/emt in the army.
if you go to the hospital,
this is what they will do.
but it will cost you . . . |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by VAR
buy a large container of 0.9% Normal Saline solution.
lean over a clean, empty garbage can.
hold your eye open.
have someone rinse your eye out.
trust me, im from the internet |
fixed. |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| :happy2: Whenever someone says "trust me", their just asking not to be trusted. |
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| Tigo |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
fixed. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
:happy2: Whenever someone says "trust me", their just asking not to be trusted. |
there goes one more trusty candidate. |
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| VAR |
LOL
oh well, i tried.
there is another option.
just leave it in there.----> :thepirate |
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| Ripped Bag |
| I'm a doctor thats been certified in Peru, trust me, take a 9 iron and have someone smack you in the face with it. |
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