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Dammit Damn Damn Damn! (pg. 3)
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| glass |
Q: What do you think of Asians?
A: I like Asian's,...................................................In my pant's. |
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| glass |
| I might just tell them I'll be on vacation that week, and have them keep moving back the date. Till after the summer. |
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| ballmouse |
| Say you have kids to take care of at home. |
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| RJT |
| Tell them that you have open sores on your back- and that they require application of a special lubricating jelly every 10-15 minutes. |
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| inconspicuous |
| just say you're a lawyer. You'll get thrown out immediately. |
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| bas |
| Tell them you're stressed out then fake a herpes outbreak on your face and anus. It worked for Paris! |
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| chris harrington |
| Tell them have an disease called EDM, they wont have a clue what it is and if they ask just say its very personal |
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| glass |
| What happens if I show up drunk? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by ballmouse
Say you have kids to take care of at home. |
umm, who allowed mr. boring & realistic into this thread? |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by glass
What happens if I show up drunk? |
Oh man, eat 2 pills and go out for mohitos and champagne before-hand, then it'd actually more than likely be a pretty good time.
You could probably even get away with telling the defendant to off. |
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| Slylee |
| yea just go staggering in there with shades on and a lay around your neck and be like, "woooooO!! *burp* is this where i'm supposed to be?":gsmile: |
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